This poll isn’t all that gay friendly but I did my best.
I know!
What? no bears?
+1 for the “never heard of this” crowd. Have a feeling I know what’s meant, but would like clarification, please.
Hey, this isn’t a pubic poll, is it?
Err, I meant public. :smack:
It’s ALL I look at 
Butterface = Everything looks good, but her face
You didn’t mention specific body types; I’m a big fan of skinny guys. Or for that matter, ethnicities. Personally, I’d vote for any category that includes Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
And rape. Simulated of course, but convincing.
And fisting.
One thing missing above is “long shots” – ample vantages that display the entire composition of the body, not just one body part shorn of context. Lengthy closeups just don’t do it for me.
Oh, ok. I see the “facial ejaculating” option now, musta missed it before. I figured it was a fancy newfangled term for that.
Wait. That’s a kind of porn? Ugly-but-hot chicks?
Whereas I’m the complete opposite. I’ve been known to yell at the screen “hey, I was looking at that!”.
You sure? This one has popped up in the last week or so on the exclusively male sites I [del]surf[/del] do scientific research on and, although I haven’t viewed any of those videos with that in the title, I’ve wondered what it meant too.
For the three people so far who have picked “small penises”, my… friend’s email is in my profile.
I’m just kidding, I’m actually hung like a horse.
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Well, OK, a small horse.
Yep.
And what about handjobs? And for that matter footjobs. And titty jobs.
I’m with you on this. It especially makes me scratch my head when they do it with three or moresomes. What’s the point of multiple people if your going to show a closeup of one body part? It’s like going to a buffet and only eating the chicken.
The problem with trying to do a porn poll, there’s such a massive variety of stuff people like it would probably crash the SDMB server to include them all.
No kidding. Mine (diaper fetish) is not up there. I’ll take a look at pretty much anything non-vanilla, but 95% of the time I’m looking at porn, it involves diapers somehow.
You forgot the one where where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus’s tummy-tum.
I’m guessing you’re the one who likes the feces.
Hentai.
'Nuff said.
Ewwwww. Foot porn.
::Shudder::
You left out fisting. I’m kinda fascinated right now with fisting. I only recently saw it for the first time while watching porn and having some fun with my lover. Toys are fun too, as is porn in general. Most women I know disagree, or if they don’t, they won’t admit to it. They think of their partners’ porn fondness as their enemy. Such absurdity…I think it’s hot hot hot.