You’re Thor? I’m tho thore I can hardly pith!
There’s a 12-inch ruler in your arse-pocket, you blind bollox!
And he spins around, looks the clown right in the eyes and says, “FUCK YOU, CLOWN!”
The anti-climactic punchline to one of the longest jokes I have ever heard.
“Oh, no, I just had ice cream.”
“A giraffe”, answered the tattoo artist.
The island was more dangerous than we had guessed, as any seal can plainly foo.
“Dammit, Dad, it’s called the TWIST!!”
Rectum? It nearly killed him!
“20 bucks, same as downtown.”
I am but a simple Pole in a complex plane.
Zorn’s Laama.
Zorn’s Lemon.
Silly Rabbi, Trids are for kicks!
Dopey fucked a penguin … Dopey fucked a penguin…
VooDoo Dick My ass!
“I don’t know about you guys, but it’s my face that my congregation would recognize!”
“Let he who is without Zen cast the first Stone!”
“Better Nate than lever”
“You left your injun running”
“I have turtle recall”
“Because you are fucking ugly”
The same kind of people who would name their rottweiler “Jesus”.
And that, my friends, is what happens when cousins fuck.
“NO, BAMBI!!! Tie up the GUARD and blow the SAFE!!!”
old one…
“To get to the other side”
Shoot the monkey!