Is it accurate for me to assume that a few of you have subscribed to Joke A Day?
“I don’t know, she looks pretty relaxed to me.”
“Where’s my lemon cookie!?”
WHAM!
Six inches isn’t enough.
No, I said she was fucking goofy.
Cause he couldn’t get out the chicken.
You’re a bitch.
His asshole.
One, but he wants a retainer.
Yeah, but just the first couple of times.
Will hold my peter and pullet while I scratch my ass?
“10 pounds and a black dress”
“SUPPLIES!!!”
Only one, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
Close, but no cigar.
It’s a tie: the lesbian is lickety-split, but the gay guy already has his shit packed.
“go back, go back, there’s TWO of them!”
we used to crack up just with the punch line…
“Begging your pardon, old man, but could you tell me who that lady is with Mr. Fishbein?”
“I’ll scrape it off of my zipper”…ewwww
“interrupting cow”
“they only had 2 trucks”
i believe it’s…
“silly rabbi, kicks are for trids!”
that joke goes on forever.
also:
“because he’s dead.”
“We’re in for a long night . . . the O’Malley twins are drunk again.”
“It’s Goofy’s urine, but it’s Minnie’s handwriting.”
The Lesbians. They’re going Lickety-split while the gay guys are Poking-ass along.
Vaporlad, does this joke involve a monkey?
“Death! Death by Bunga Bunga!”
“What do you mean, wrong hole?”
“Because seven ate nine.” – My kid’s favorite
nope, but it does involve a clown…
heh. my favorite, that one.
The Rolling Stones say, “Hey, you, get off of my cloud!”
The sheep farmer says, “Hey, McCloud, get off my ewe!”
“Peter, I can se your house from here…”
“But you fuck ONE goat…”
“Duh, big red truck!”
“I wish for my friends to be back here with me.”
“Plan? You want a plan? We go in, I start hitting people hard in the face; we see where that takes us.”
That’s the punch line to a joke a friend of mine from college used to tell. I thought you were somebody I knew. Kinda like playing grab-ass with a stranger in line at the grocery store. Sorry. Welcome to the boards.