“Death by Goomba!”
“My country, tis of thee…”
“It was my first day to use the hook!”
“I bit her on the tit, she farted, and flew out the window!”
“Hey! Where’s my cookie!”
“I didn’t. I just thought you might need help opening that bottle.”
And wouldn’t you know it, he wakes up back in the biker’s mustache.
“Awww, fuck! Not another hat!”
50 pounds and a flannel shirt.
Two blind lesbians in a fish market.
Two, but it’s a tight fit.
“You are under arrest for crossing a State Lion for immortal porpoises.”
People in grass houses shouldn’t stow thrones.
He was stuck in the chicken.
[her] (excited) Would I?
xizor
July 26, 2000, 4:16pm
63
The doctor says “I can clearly see yer nuts”
Another version:
And while we’re on the subject…
“Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!”
“That’s okay. My name is Kevin, and I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”
“At least ten. One to change the bulb, and the other nine to stand around and say, ‘Oh, that’s much too high for her.’”
And my favorite joke that I picked up from here:
“This is boring. I’m gonna go home and fuck the cat.”
“Well, nothing, but it sure keeps me from licking them!”
“You never really appreciate them till they go down on you.”
“Hey man! The music stopped and your monkey’s on fire”
“That’s because your brother wanted to borrow the car.”
Cheap Bastid posted:
That’s the punchline to one of the sickest jokes I’ve ever heard. Its great.
“The good news is, the guy in the gurney next to you wants to buy your boots.”
“Fuck you clown. Fuck you!”
Hmmm… y’know, it just occured to me that this thread, being three months old, is located in MPSIMS. It seems to have slipped past the mods’ attention. This thread should be in IMHO, shouldn’t it?
Zenster
October 22, 2000, 9:20pm
72
I don’t even want to know how many times you’ve heard that recently…
By the way, you and everyone else. Get yer butts over to to my 1,000th post party thread!
Zenster
October 22, 2000, 9:22pm
73
::folds arms and stares out at the audience::
Easily the best joke ever.
So he wiped his butt with the rabbit.
“Repaint! Repaint! and thin no more!”
So the doctor says “Well there’s my themometer…now where’d I leave my pen?”
Moe
October 22, 2000, 10:21pm
77
“You mean you’re getting this upset about 2 obese Patty’s, Special Ross, and Fettuce Freid picking bunyons on a Sesame St. bus?”
“What is this, some kind of joke?”
“The good news is they’re going to name a disease after you”
“One is a team of cunning runts”
“One has hope for her sole”