(snide sarcastic spiteful tone of voice while wincing as if listening to fingernails scraping against chalkboard and smelling dog poo)
Seinfeld
(lights-are-on-but-no-one-is-home tone of voice, and blank expression as if tripping on a bizarre 60’s narcotic)
Fargo
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“What did he look like?”…" little guy, kinda funny lookin’"…“kinda funny lookin?” …“ya” (almost a German sounding “ja”) “kinda funny lookin”
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“What’s wrong with your face? It’s upside-down and inside out, that’s what!” - Red Dwarf.
Great thread.
Smoke dope much?[sup]*[/sup] :rolleyes:
[sup]*[/sup] To the sarcastically challenged, I didn’t mean this as a true statement. I was responding in compliance with the OP regarding snide comments. In truth, this thread neither raises me to great hights nor fells me to deep dispair.
Comic Book Guy, from The Simpsons:
Goody! A chance to post my favorite Simpsons quote:
Bob: You know, I use to have a problem with (clears throat) trying to kill people.
Cecil: Why, I had no idea. You see, I’ve spent the last 10 years on Mars, in a cave, with my eyes closed and my fingers in my ears.
It’s not from a movie, and you have to wait for the right occassion, but this is my favorite.
-Person 1: “Well, that’s what I assumed”
-Person 2: “Well, you know what happens when you assume…you make an ass out of you.”
-Person 1: “And Me.”
-Person 2: “Exactly.”
It’s fun when people think they’re catching you make a mistake and they feel all proud, and then you just call them stupid.
But as for movies, I would like to quote Lake Placid, but then I’d be quoting the entire damn script. It’s a fantastic film, check it out.
Also there’s: “Right now I’d say you were leading two thing, Jack, and Shit. And Jack left town.”
“You couldn’t score in a monkey whorehouse if you had a bag of bananas.”