“Thermometer? Where’s my pen?!?!”
“Um, General, sir, that’s a daffodil.”
I love that one, but nobody ever laughs when I tell it.
“I don’t want the goddam waffles.”
nah, it’s nasel sex that does it for me…
“Faggot!”
(anyone know THAT one?)
“I’m fuckin’ dis custard”