my first “car” was a crappy barely-used '88 ford escort pony (only 10,000 miles on the odometer) with a 4 speed manual and whopping 88 HP of four cylinder fury, thing barely had enough power to get out of it’s own way
i “fondly” dubbed it the “murphy’s lawmobile”, it was an unmitigated piece of Ebola ridden monkey excrement, you name it, it broke, that “car” singlehandedly made me hate, loathe and despise ford vehicles for the rest of my life, i will NEVER own another ford as long as i live, henry ford could rise from the grave, assure me his cars are good, and i wouldn’t believe him (i also would have to kill him because he’d be a zombie, rising from the grave and all…)
just so you know, i treated the car well, oil changes every 3,000 miles, tires rotated every 7,500, all routine maintenance performed, yet it still…
had a major appetite for tires, “60,000” mile tires would be lucky to last 20,000, and i didn’t drive it hard, i couldn’t as it was a frelling crapscort
mechanical problems;
12,000 miles; the “adaptive” computer died, i could drive the top speed in each gear without touching the gas, push in the clutch and the engine would bounce off the rev limiter
20,000; left front tie-rod fails because ford decided tyo save .35¢ and not put in a ball bearing ring, and decided to use a cheaper and less structurally sound bushing
30,000; right front tie-rod
35,000; drivers side window shattered while i was in a service station paying for gas
35,020; drivers side window shattered spontaneousl WHILE I WAS DRIVING IT
40,000; brake system needed complete replacement, master cylinder, pads, everything
50,000; ignition system died, complete replacement
55,000; gas tank developed a slow leak, couldn’t keep more than a half tank in it
58,000; exhaust system failed at the manifold, needed a new exhaust from the cat back
60,000; throttle-body fuel injector wiring shorted out while i was trying to start it, stranding me at work until my parents could pick me up
70,000; i got rid of the piece of dren and got a lightly used '92 Dodge Shadow that lasted me for 130,000 miles of trouble-free driving
so, forgive me if i say…
DIE ford, you pathetically crappy car manufacturer, may the sand demons make nests in your engine blocks, may every car you make die for no apparent reason and may you go out of business permanently, sparing drivers from your piece of dren vehicles :mad: