I’m confused. What’s screwy about the forum topics?
And when did we get a goat? Is it the one that ate the money, or the one that ate the dynamite?
It’s the one that ate the snake in the fruit basket, and got bitten on the asp.
UH OH! TriPolar’s going senile! Must have been that Baby Boomer thread that did it. He’s already forgotten the goat! Whoever has the squid, show it to him. See if he remembers!
Ah, the squid isn’t really in a condition to be seen at the moment. Check with Siam Sam.
I’m afraid there’s some bad news. As god is my witness, I thought squids could fly. 
Well, great. How are we going to welcome newbies to the SDMB now?
With flying goats and monkeys?
No more squid? Say it ain’t so! In it’s place I suggest a nice cuttlefish.
Perhaps we can dress one of the spare hamsters in a squid suit.
Like for Halloween.
I have some more bad news about the hamsters. :o
Hamsters can fly…once.
Please tell me that this has nothing to do with Thai Lady Boys.
Please.
Not at all. It’s just that I forgot to duct tape 'em first.
Ah.
Duct tape…whom?
Don’t forget to defrost them.
-D/a
For some reason, this exchange makes me think of the frozen male genitals a cleaning lady found in a waste bin on a Skytrain platform 10 or 11 years ago. The Skytrain is our elevated mass transit. It was at Siam Station, and back then there were still waste bins on the station platforms. Not now, thanks to a series of bombings having to do with local politics one year, in the wake of the 2006 military coup. But a cleaning lady emptying out this one bin on the top platform of Siam Station – or digging through it maybe, dunno, they don’t get paid very much – found a set of frozen male genitals, in 2000 or 2001. Medical officials speculated they may have been discarded following a sex-change operation, as they seem to have been surgically removed and not, say, torn off. As far as I know, the mystery was never solved. I wonder if the cleaning lady ever recovered from the shock. I recall having just used that station and platform that day myself, but I had nothing to do with the case. Not that anyone can prove anyway.
EDIT: That was a true story. Really.
Maybe we could use one of those to replace the squid. Could we convince you to have nothing to do with another case?
Let’s go back to the paper cut and lemon juice.
Please.