Today, in fact, about an hour ago, I fell down. I mean a real header out in the driveway. Tripped over an edging stone, stumbled about three steps, and down I went. Glasses flew, shoes flew, scraped a big patch of skin off my knee and my elbow, have a small abrasion on my forehead, and got a mouthful of dirt. Left hand is a bit scraped up, too.
Why is this surreal? Because I never fall down, and I mean never. I’ve always been gifted with extraordinary balance and coordination, and even at age 68 am still able to catch myself when I trip or stumble. It’s so uncommon for me to go down, that I cannot remember the last time it happened. My wife and I were trying to come up with an instance in the past 23 years and couldn’t think of one: snow, ice, mud, uneven sidewalks, hiking in the mountains: nary a bruised knee. Oh, I slip now and then. I trip. I lose footing. But never fall.
I remember that as I was falling, I was actually thinking “Holy shit, I’m falling!” and being hyper-aware that I was not going to be able to catch myself. Then I lay there looking at my glasses and my shoe and thinking “Now what?” I took inventory, flexed my guitar fretting hand to make sure nothing was broken and cautiously moved my leg to see if there was any sharp pain.
So now I sit here with a couple of bandages and antibacterial ointment on and grit my teeth against the stinging pain. Lesson learned: take the time to put on my outdoor shoes, instead of wearing these slip-ons, because I really don’t want to repeat the experience.
So what’s happened to youse guys lately?