Hey! Capricorn is a goatfish! That’s way cooler than a plain ol’ goat.
(… There’s probably some sort of fancy Greek name for that, like a demitragos or something that I don’t know.)
WTF??? Me too. I’m now Aries too. What a bunch of bull:)
Yeah no kidding. Scorpio gets one week at the end of November. Oh well, what do I care, I’m a Libra now.
Looks like I’m another Scorpio who just became a Libra.
Nah – I’ll stick with the Scorpion.
Le sigh.
Wait. Then I shouldn’t keep communication flowing in order to know where others are coming from?!
No, no, No! I am NOT a fucking Pisces.
Reasons
Thank you for helping to put down FOX News Ophiu-Coup.
I take it you didn’t notice my earlier post?
I and my late Mother are both still Pisces.
One frustrating thing about Snopes in this case is that they are not doing much to debunk Astrology itself.
Yes, NASA is not going to make astrologers change the Zodiac signs; but, the astrologers claiming that they do not react to what science points out about what they are missing is Taurus crap… 
Astrologers relied early on the planets up to Saturn. When Uranus, Neptune and Pluto were discovered astrologers ended up adopting them like if nothing was amiss.
Of course Pluto being demoted has not stopped many astrologers from continuing to use such a small planetoid as influential as all the others (not that there was any influence by other planets either), but what I think it will happen is that if more people do become aware of how the constellations have drifted, astrologers will change their tune, with no shame at all.
SAY WHAT?!?! I get more quantity and increased duration? The good news just keeps on coming!
The Snopes articles should say “mostly false”, because it even said that the western astrologers won’t change because of seasons or whatever, but since the eastern astrologers (who even knew there was a split?) go by the constellations, they should technically change.
Just glad to know that I, as a western dwelling person, am still Taurus!
Guy goes into the confessional. He says to the priest, “Last night, I picked up two young ladies in a bar, took them home, and had carnal knowledge of both of them! Twice! And I am not sorry. I’m not even Catholic - I’m Jewish!”
The priest says, “Well, if you’re not Catholic, and you’re not repenting, why are you telling me?”
"Are you kidding? says the man. “I’m telling everybody!”
Regards,
Shodan, who is glad now to be a Capricorn because Capricorns don’t believe in astrology
There’s a real gem of a quote in that Snopes link, from one of the astrologers:
“Astrology is geocentric. It relates life on Earth to the Earth’s environment, and seasons are the most dramatic effect, which is why we use the tropical zodiac.”
So it’s official: astrology has bugger-all to do with the stars. I suppose it’s a step closer to astrologers admitting that it has bugger-all to do with reality, so there’s that.
Yesterday upon a star,
I met a sign that wasn’t thar,
It wasn’t thar again today,
Oh how I wish it would go away.
Silly story:
I had two gals I worked with try to guess what “sign” I was. First they guessed Taurus, because of some way I acted or something. Nope. They guessed again and again, all with some sort of justification of some aspect of my personality. Nope. All wrong guesses.
They went through eleven guesses, all wrong, and couldn’t come up with the last (correct) “sign”.
So, I told them I lied, that they had guessed right the fifth time, and convinced them there were only eleven Zodiac signs! They fell for it, hook, line and sinker!
Pisces, I’ll bet.
Nah, they just smelled like pisces.
What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market?
Evening, ladies!
I am now a Sagittarius. I’m sorry, I can’t stay, I’ve gotta go read up on how to be a Sagittarius. My world had been turned upside down!
Whoo-hoo!!
Ophiuchus made it, baby!