This at least makes astrology a little more accurate. Before, you believed that 1/12th of the world’s population acts like you. Now, it’s slipped to 1/13th.
Or you could just read this in the spirit offered. Of course no one is going to change the zodiac over this. It’s just a way to poke fun at astrology.
It looks like NASA is trying too hard to squeeze Snake Boy into the lineup. Otherwise, why does he get only 19 days, while the other signs seem to get nearly four weeks each?