Your lumpy, sweaty, wiggling, jiggling lard is now tax deductible!

It’s true! Dieting is a tax deduction!

From the Washington Post - Is Obesity A Disease?

Oh thank you sweet jesus at last, oh at last I can put some use to this fat that my body has recently swathed itself in strangling me in the middle of the night cutting short that fabulous miracle of life created to just dance and SING my heart out while astounding the audience with my matrix like agility as I leap from table to table in my ultra short but chic frilly skirt that was just sent to me from one of my many admirars in France where I just returned from following the most marvelous tour with the other pussycat dancers where I narrowly missed being abducted by a insanely jealous up and coming irish actor who insists on impregnating me to pass on our genes together and alas he does not know that I no longer can conceive and yet I do not tell him for the mere act is enough to make me want to believe with the faith of a thousand born again christians that the lord will provide me with a child if only I truly believed and clapped my hands and clicked my christian laboutin heels three times transporting me back to my home in Tahiti where I am waking up from the most strangest dream, Patrick Duffy, is that you?