Simple, uncensored clinical description.
When I was a kid, my parents answered all sorts of embarrassing questions that way. To paraphrase Mom’s words back then… better she learns it from me than on the street!
Well, in a way, so is bukkake…
I’ll get me hat…
“Funny you should ask, Mom, because I was just watching a Japanese news show on that very topic.”
QFT.
Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready to explain what bukkake is, kids.
I think it’s more “Never play CAH with your mother unless you’re ready for her to explain it to YOU and show you pictures”.
“Cum on, are you jerking me around?”
Having a “birds and bee” talk with your parents is never easy. However, bukkake shouldn’t be that difficult. I am sure you can explain it in terms she can relate to. Maybe she has only played singles matches rather than full team tournaments but the basic idea is easy enough for most parents to grasp. Who knows, maybe she was once in a wild sorority and already understands the concept perfectly but just doesn’t know the Japanese translation for it.
It is more obscure terms like ‘felching’ that you should dread.
“You know when that guy was in redecorating your living room? And his radio was all splattered with bits of paint and paste? Weeell, bukkake is a bit like that, Mum”
This weekend, my mother asked me if it’s true that some men shave their block and tackle. Once I had to (unsuccessfully) try to convince her that some wives give their husbands blowjobs. She thought that’s why men went to prostitutes - for blowjobs.
I don’t think she’s ready for bukkake.
I think I’d say, “Japanese porn,” and leave it at that.
“It means “Bundt cake” in Finnish.”
I would be so ecstatic that she was alive that I would forget to be embarrassed.
Anyway, I’d say it was a form of pornography. That would be enough to deter her from inquiring further. On the off chance that she wanted more information, I would simply lie.
I’d say “It’s a porn thing, Mom.”
um… “Go ask your father.”
“Goes on laptop. Opens password protected folder. Opens sub folder. Opens sub-sub folder. Opens sub-sub-sub folder. Shows it to mom.”
Are you doing better? Last I heard you were in the hospital.
“It’s like a pearl necklace for the face.”
Well, I went and looked it up and am puzzled. Guess I don’t understand how something like that is a turnon to some people. Where’s the pleasure? Sex is great when there is trust, love or affection between people. Bukkake just sounds messy.
Different strokes for different folks
‘It’s a Japanese word that means “splash”, often used to describe a style of noodles. In English, its use is far less culinary, and more pornographic. Do not ask me to be more specific.’