No… it’s also called “squirt bukkake”. Female ejaculation is certainly a real thing, although I suspect in those videos it’s mostly or entirely actually urine. At least they drink a lot of water so it comes out clear and not yellow.
Sometimes literally:D
I could talk to my Mom about anything, I could talk to my Dad about anything [and frequently did] just not with them both in the same room. They were the older generation that had issues with discussing sexual matters with someone either not of their gender or not of their generation, but we did have a level of trust, but I couldn’t discuss sex with both of them at the same time, they were more embarassed to be holding that kind of discussion and seen as breaking either the gender or generational taboos at the same time.
Don’t ask me, I thought it was silly myself, but at least I could separate them and discuss serious issues, I had a number of friends who couldn’t discuss anything sexual with either parent <shrug> I am a proponent of sex ed in schools with well informed teaching staff so the teen can discuss anything without repercussion or embarassment.
And my mother would wonder if a thank-you note was expected. And by whom, to whom.
Regards,
Shodan
You know at this point she’s a little too old for you to lie to her, just tell her the truth 
A while back Anthony Bourdain did a show in Japan and made an on-air reference to bukkake. I nearly fell off the couch laughing. My husband, bless his little vanilla heart, had no idea what was so funny so I had to explain it to him. I’ve always wondered how many little old ladies googled the word that day.
This thread makes me think of this video, in which three grandmas smoke pot and then play Cards Against Humanity.
Actually, more like a whole pile of pearl necklaces for the face.
My mom’s 89 and has dementia, and right now I’m seeing the silver lining: she’ll never ask me this question, and if she did, she wouldn’t remember the conversation a minute later anyway.
I’d say something like “you masturbate and ejeculate on the woman face”.
She’d go “Gross”
We’d continue.
A couple of months ago I had to explain to a colleague (mid-70s) what a dirty sanchez was, so, bukkake is nuthin’.
Wait, what? It’s not about the tubes and the mice??
Wait, what tubes and mice?
More like a “group of men.” I don’t think one man, one woman can be bukkake. (Or one man and another man.)
It can be, if she’s really patient.
Good thing you weren’t playing Risk! I’d hate to have to explain Kamchatka!
“Its like when it’s raining really hard and you don’t have an umbrella. Only with sperm.”
Sounds like the subject of a really awkward Miss Manners column. Or a really good one.
I hope it wasn’t in reference to shirako.
In the 2002 movie Evelyn, the titular character, a young girl, is placed in a Catholic-run orphanage. When she is shown to her bed in the dorm, she lies face-down. The nun immediately forces her to lie face-up, with her arms on top of the covers, telling her, “We don’t want to tempt the Devil!”
I was watching the movie with my mom and stepdad, and my mom was completely baffled by that scene. I didn’t have the heart/courage to tell her that, “We don’t want to tempt the Devil” was a euphemism for, “we don’t want you masturbating”.
(OTOH, watching that scene made me suddenly realize why children in old comic strips were always drawn sleeping that way. I thought it was odd as a kid myself, because I certainly never slept with my arms outside the covers.)
Aren’t you a Kiwi? If so, that’s an honorary Brit, so I’m going to guess “spanking.”
Seriously, tho…
A good guess. No.