Well, I did have to explain bukkake to my former BF’s mom. I just picked up my cell phone, went to urbandictionary.com, looked it up, then handed her the cell phone.
It just added to the hilarity of the evening, since we were all fairly wined up.
Here’s a pic that communicates the general idea. Your risky click of the day.
(Was that a sigh of relief I heard?)
You don’t play Cards Against Humanity with your mother unless you already have an answer you’re willing to give her for “what’s bukkake?”.
May I suggest a nice game of Apples To Apples instead? Same sort of game but with much less smut.
So I clicked your link, which I gather gives the most recent additions to the dictionary. The fourth entry was “shitakki
Similar to the act of buckakki, but replacing cum with [ . . . ] .”
Now, thanks to you, GrumpyBunny, I’m slightly scared to pick up my cell phone.
It’s a Japanese face cream, Mom.
This.
I would start with, “it’s a gross kind of Japanese porn that people joke about on the internet.” That gives her the option to ask for details of to decide that’s all she wants. She’d probably ask for details.
But i wouldn’t play cards against humanity with her. I’d not a game she would enjoy.
“A Japanese atrocity.”