**Can I copy VHS to DVD legally? **
I can’t copy VHS video of your mom legally.
**Homophone Help…Need Answer Fast! **
Your mom is a homophone.
My Problems With Relativity
Pssst, that’s called “incest”.
**What did early humans eat before inventing tools? **
They ate Your Mom.
**A part of the universe is opaque. Why? **
Because your mom’s so large.
**Dolls with “x” eyes **
Your mom has “xxx” eyes.