She still needs help if she thinks that’s good parenting, and it really didn’t look like a fantasy scene to me, looked like that’s how she treats the kid.
I’m not trying to be argumentative, but clearly, she’s fantasizing all of it. She’s in the store, picking up a box of Capri Sun, and the narrator tells us that if she had her way, this is what she would do, but it’s frowned upon, so she gives him Capri Sun, instead. here’s the commercial.
I like the one where the Mayhem guy is a teenaged girl driving a pink car and he says something like, “My BFF just texted me that she kissed Johnny… but I like Johnny. And I’m like OMG…” and then he runs into a car. That one cracks me up every time.
I DO NOT get the one that I think is for a refrigerator or something. The family has pulled into the garage with groceries, but instead of carrying them into the house in bags like normal people, they’re passing each item hand over hand “bucket brigade” style to mom, who puts each thing in the fridge. Milk, watermelon, orange juice. Can’t figure that one out for the life of me.
I was just bitching about this one last night. There’s, I think, one bag of groceries and everything else is just piled into the car. Why aren’t the groceries bagged? Why doesn’t everyone grab a couple of bags and bring them in while mom unloads them into the fridge? They could get the same point across and it would make a lot more sense. My wife asked me why I was getting so worked up over a stupid commercial.
There’s a Ford commercial around here–local, I think–that uses some horrible pop song that has a bit about “this is not a drive-by” in it. I hates it, I does. Mostly I can avoid it with DVR, but I have a local sports dive I visit regularly, and if it happens to be on there…
On the other side, I am all for more of the GEICO pig. 
Yes! Yes! Anybody up for a little Greco/Roman wrestling?
There’s a Skittles ad with a girl making out with a walrus. What the blue bloody fuck?
There’s another one for Cadillac, or maybe it’s part of the same series, where they show their new model being driven in various exotic places around the globe. In one, they unload the car from the back of a truck and drive it around in Patagonia to show how well it handles in the wind. Doesn’t say much for the car that they had to haul it there in a truck. I’d be more impressed if it could have gotten to Patagonia under its own power.
My daughter invented the term ‘Buffer Bitch’ for this phenomena. She used to always turn from the computer and start some random conversation with me when she was loading a program. I told her she only wants to talk with me when something is buffering. She said, “Yeah, you caught me…I needed a buffer bitch*.”
Anyway, I can’t stand this commercial. Everyone in my family hates this lady with a passion. It is hard to annoy me with commercials. With a lot of the “Commercials you hate” threads, I find myself liking most of the commercials posted. I’m not the kind who gets angry at being marketed to, I don’t get repulsed by eating sounds, or messy faced babies…I just usually don’t get worked up about a commercial. Imagine my surprise and finding out this commercial can make me homicidal.
*I know kids shouldn’t be calling their mom a bitch, but me and my daughter have a special understanding when it comes to joking…she would never use language that others might find offensive around strangers or elders or whatever, I’ve heard all the lectures already.
Not so much a commercial as its slogan: Navy - a global force for good. Seriously? That’s how you’re trying to get volunteers to go to sea? [geezer mode] Back in my day, we got “It’s not just a job - it’s an adventure.” [/gm] My husband and I are both Navy veterans and we hate the current ad campaign.
That’s generally the reaction Skittles goes for with their commercials.
I just love the Thursday Night Football ads featuring this guy. Yeah, they’re silly, but they always make me laugh!
My kids and I are the same way. I don’t think I ever have a conversation with my son in which one of us doesn’t call the other one a butthole. Besides, if you don’t cuss with your kids, you miss out on stuff like “buffer bitch”. That is hilarious!
God, maybe it’s her voice! It’s like someone taught a duck to talk and then speeded up the tape like Alvin & the Chipmunks. I can envision a version of the commercial where someone just pushes her onto the train tracks to silence her. Mercifully, the commercial is short.
Love his 70’s blue polyester suit with the vest just high enough to expose his honkin’ big belt buckle. Re his beard: my late H wore a beard and when we moved to this small town, he decided to try out the local barber shop for a haircut and a beard trim. He came home with a squared-off Mormon patriarch beard like that–felt like we should hitch up the wagons and *Westward Ho! *
I see Bonnie is back on her Segway at CVS. Damn bitch.
It seems like my T.V. viewing, at night at least, has been inundated as of late with these Joe Theismann infomercials for some prostate supplement. I saw the ad fifty bajillion times before I noticed the ‘name’ of one of the “users” of Super Beta Prostate who was giving his testimonial for the product: Ken P. 
Ken P. Fucking priceless…
(For those who have seen this commercial and are wondering; it’s the black guy)
Obscure complaint it may be, but there’s a current advert for McDonald’s that has a nerdy guy on a park bench, trying to impress a lady by faking knowledge of a French sculptor, that bugs the hell out of me.
OK, so men are habitual liars whenever they speak to women, that’s a bog-standard commercial meme. What really bugs me is that during the whole commercial, he’s holding his cup of McDonald’s coffee like no one in real life has ever held a cup of coffee anywhere. Ever. I’m not sure how to explain it, but the hand is in a very odd and unnatural position. It’s clear the Director was instructed to make sure the logo was visible on the cup, but the result somehow just looks…disturbing.
I like this commercial: - YouTube
The music drew me into the commercial right away. I recognized the music. It was written by a university friend of mine.
This FedEx Office commercial is hilarious. It sounds like it was written by Aaron Sorkin.
Bad link. 
(for me at least)