Let’s start a thread with the most absurd characters, settings, and twists:
The overdressed, inattentive woman sailed 26 feet down the sidewalk after slipping on a banana peel. She skidded into a low-flying pigeon, which bit her nose and, while lunging to do so, struck a spiderweb so hard the spider landed on the woman’s nose, upside down. She screamed and…
turned to the dwarf dressed as a butler or her right, demanding that he keep better watch over the rare arachnids in the BioDome. She picked up her briefcase and headed toward the dock, where the USS Howington was just beginning to drift toward…
. . . the large whale that had swum into the harbour. Upon impact with the humongous sea-beast, it coughed up . . .
…a very large spaceship, with blue and purple polka dotted lights. They blinked rapidly, and the front door opened. Out came the hugest, squishiest…
…blob of Jello ever to fall out of a mold. It was bright crimson in color, and rolled off the boarding ramp, falling toward the water, where a…
…gluttonous Jughead gobbled it down. “Mmmmm, raspberry,” he said. But he had to scoot because right behind him was…