…clean out your email contacts!!!
She went on to say, “It’s a mess!! I go to your computer
to send an email, and I can smell the rotting corpses
of your long dead non-contacts. Oy!”
Don’t blame me.
The fact that I just deleted a host of mummified contacts
is mere coincidence. :rolleyes:
Mom needs a hobby. Just my humble opinion…
Sounds like mom has a hobby. 
Moving thread from IMHO to Mundane Pointless Stuff Mom Must Share.
That’s where I meant it to be. Slipped up.
“Cut your hair and get a job, ya doped-up Commie Hippie Pinko! And oh, yeah… you’re adopted.”
“You know, if you keep touching it, it’s going to fall off!”
if you are injured in an accident and you’re not wearing clean hole-free underwear, the paramedics will refuse to take you to the hospital! :eek:
Of course, if you are wearing hole-free underwear, they will wonder how you got it on.
“Stop that right now or you’ll go blind!”
“Mom, I’m over on this side of the room…”
…SHOVEL OUT THE CRAP NEXT TO YOUR BED BEFORE YOUR LANDLADY EVICTS YOU FROM YOUR VERY FIRST APARTMENT BECAUSE IT’S KNEE-DEEP IN YOUR ROOM WITH USED KLEENEX, EMPTY PEPSI BOTTLES, PRETZEL BAGS, AND DIRTY UNDERWEAR.
I can’t evict you. She can.