My cat has allergies. He get cortizone shots once a month. sometimes the shots don’t last a full month, and he gets scaly bumps on his neck. If he scratches them, they get raw.
The dog, who usually acts like the only reason the cat is allowed to stay, is because I like him, suddenly becomes very interested in the cats bumps.
This is the same dog that never humped anything before kitty came to live with us.
There isn’t any sexual arousal involved, he just goes through the motions. And the cat just stands there and lets him do it.
First he smells the cat’s bumps (they don’t stink, I keep them clean), then he smells the cat’s butt, then he takes his paw and scoots the cat towards him, then he gets that stupid look on his face, then starts humping air in the general direction of the cats butt. And they’re both neutered males!
My dog humps our cats all the time. They’re all spayed females!
We joke about getting a webcam and making people pay to see the inter species lesbian love and lick festival. (there’s always lots of purring and slurping… quite sickening really :))
I thought this was going to be about how you like those guys with the bull necks, you know the ones that work out and get a diagonal slope from their ears to their shoulders? I was coming in to put in a plug for the weedy, coathanger shoulder types.