Why would we need a different word when we already have the perfect one? 
I am a gay man and what I said is base on my own experience and I know it isn’t true for all. Also this thread is about our overly judgmental opinions.
Hogtart?
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People living off food stamps and unemployment checks should not be spending $40 a week for a carton of no-name cigarettes at the smoke shop on the rez. Yes, you are just ‘scraping by’, but I’m tired of hearing about it while you chain smoke all evening long.
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The same people, female, find the money to have long, gaudy fake nails glued on every month, and probably having plenty of time being unemployed, spend hours every week painting said nails and gluing on little decals. Maybe they like looking at their purple claws while holding a cigarette.
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If I friend you on Facebook, and all I get from you are prayers, patriotic poems, heartfelt declarations of how very much you love your ______ (and implore me to ‘share if you agree’), inspirational ramblings about how very much God/Jesus just loves us to bits, and other assorted GLURGE, I will have to un-friend you because you are a moron with nothing personal or interesting or funny to share. (And seriously, if you send me one more weepy greeting-card thing about how much you miss your deceased______as you look up at the stars…I think you should seek counselling.)
I have a bunch of idiosyncratic completely arbitrary rules for the use of numbers in writing (i.e. when to use 5 vs five). If you don’t follow them you’re either lazy, a bad writer, or just a plain moron.
Surprisingly most people pass.
I laughed.
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Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar
Smokers who cough deserve it.
People who say how bad they feel for homeless animals and that they would volunteer at the animal shelter, but it would just make them too sad to see the animals like that, are lazy and selfish. I mean, if you don’t have the time or it’s just not your thing, I’m get that. But if your only reason for not volunteering is that it would make you sad, then you don’t really care as much as you say you do.
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That never occurred to me but you’re right. And same the other way.
People who modify their vehicle with sparkly shit in a way that actually reduces usefulness, are total effing dumbasses.
- Huge rims with tiny rubber-band tires? Dumbass.
- Lowered suspensions? Dumbass.
- Lifted suspensions? Dumbass.
- Chrom-ey, shiny bars in front of the grill (for no reason)? Dumbass
- Ridiculous offroadey 4X4 equipment on suburb-only truck? Dumbass.
I need a better word (than dumbass) for the truck fashionistas around here who tool around in Crewcab F-350 Diesel duallies and have absolutely nothing to tow or carry in it. For some reason the poser-ness of this really annoys me.
People who collect a host of simpering, praying angel figurines are fluffbrains.
Quadruple this for young people who smoke. I work at a university and the number of our students I see smoking just makes me want to go smack them upside the head and tell them very clearly what an idiot they’re being. I’d include in that my story of smoking and that of my father. And I know it wouldn’t do a damn bit of good because I was one of those idiots once.
Also, when people are walking toward a double door from opposite sides and the one on the pushing side stops and waits for the other side to pull it open so they can step through is rude and inconsiderate (ESPECIALLY if they step through before the puller can go through). There are two doors there. Open yours.
Agree with the off-road features on a city truck, but before you tell someone how dumb altered suspensions are in real life and get trapped a real life lecture in auto mods that you aren’t interested in, here’s one you can ignore if you want to.
Low-profile tiles have much less flex in the sidewalls which makes the car much more stable in curves, corners, and other tight maneuvers. Frequently low-profile tires and rims are wider than stock, too, so more rubber in contact with the road = more stability and maneuverability.
Lowered suspension? See above. Less flex, better control. These features make the car safer when hitting curves at higher speeds. (Picture a mini-van racing Toyota MR2 in a curvy neighborhood) Kind of redundant on straight roads and a total inconvenience on speed bumps and degraded, uneven pavement, though.
Lifted? More clearance when off-road, where accessibility trumps safety at high speeds. And Chrome is very tough and easier to clean than matte finish or powder-coated steel accessories, though I suspect a lot of chrome brush guard guys just wanted to match their belt buckles.
I am so onboard with many of these! I must be a* real asshole!* 
Smokers and gum-chewers should be beaten with pointed sticks.
Tattoos make you trashy.
Audio/Videophiles are pretentious, stupid suckers.
Litterbugs should be hunted for sport.
We saw a dumbass driving around in his lowered Honda a couple of days ago - he had it so low that it would bottom out on every speed bump and snow ridge on the road around here. I find it hard to believe that getting hung up on a speed bump improves your performance.
Whistlers are horrible people.
Parents who engage 6-year old kids in prolonged reasoning are deluded. I saw this yesterday. A young child was being a bit rambunctious on the sidewalk and his mother cautioned him to be “careful of others’ space, Jimmy.” She went on: “You have to respect others’ bodies and their personal space, Jimmy.” :rolleyes:
It did, however, provide me with prolonged laughter at her expense.