Wow. The Patron Saint of Prodigal Posters:
prodigal: (adj). 1: Recklessly extravagant. 2: Charactarised by wasteful expendature:LAVISH 3: Yielding abundantly:LUXURIANT . . . I am honored.
I have a sneaky suspicion you know me IRL . . .
Tripler
Swiddles I think that’s a sig line.
–flup like you never flupped before
“At last, someone with REAL creds.”
Insult? Where? Threaten!? Smiting with Care Bears is threatening? BARNEY is threatening. He would sing at you! Stupid, inane songs with the lyrics badly rewritten so as to render them even more insipid. As for flirting, I flirted with you (admittedly in a typically male-vulgar way, but still–it’s the thought that counts). Also, I was asked not to misquote your pontification; not to turn down others that came by…unless I missed something. Besides, you’re Patron Saint of Patron Saints, not personal ones. Whooooole different ballgame, there. What’s a Demontion? 
Shucks, I would never insult you on purpose. I value my life and general well-being. Plus, I’ve seen your pics. Stupid PR move for me, that would be.
::hastily shaving head and donning saffron robes to spend all Eternity as Swiddles’ devoted acolyte::
Swiddles, saint me, saint ME! Please? How many times I gotta watch your back in the Pit?
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I’m in. Canonization, and in return I offer a custom made, one-of-a-kind mix tape.
You think the Medici family got started like this? **
I hope so. And it’s probable, since they didn’t have mix tapes back then. And I WILL take you up on that offer, I believe the first time I noticed your appearance was in the obscure indie rock thread. So a mix tape would be accepted, and your pontification shall be a well-thought out one. (see how it works, people? BRIBE ME!) Email me.
Welfy, I’d love to pontificate you, but what will I get out of it? Quid pro quo, my friend. I am now running this thread like the Catholic church. I’m considering offering absolution of sins for a nice price, too. My lawyers are looking into the legality of it.
And Maggie does get something for nothing because, more than anyone, she has consistantly given me fantastic advice, and has always backed me in Pitfights. Therefore, Bless us, Saint Magdalene, Patron Saint of Wise, Quality Advice Laden Posters. Also patron saint of that fantastic new-lipstick feeling.
ps: anyone who makes a list of all the posters who have gotten canonizations and thier prospective fields of sainthood will get a free canonization. I’m not looking for high price bribes here, but I need something to slow the this thread, without shafting people…
I hope so. And it’s probable, since they didn’t have mix tapes back then. And I WILL take you up on that offer, I believe the first time I noticed your appearance was in the obscure indie rock thread. So a mix tape would be accepted, and your pontification shall be a well-thought out one. (see how it works, people? BRIBE ME!) Email me.
Welfy, I’d love to pontificate you, but what will I get out of it? Quid pro quo, my friend. I am now running this thread like the Catholic church. I’m considering offering absolution of sins for a nice price, too. My lawyers are looking into the legality of it.
And Maggie does get something for nothing because, more than anyone, she has consistantly given me fantastic advice, and has always backed me in Pitfights. Therefore, Bless us, Saint Magdalene, Patron Saint of Wise, Quality Advice Laden Posters. Also patron saint of that fantastic new-lipstick feeling.
ps: anyone who makes a list of all the posters who have gotten canonizations and thier prospective fields of sainthood will get a free canonization. I’m not looking for high price bribes here, but I need something to slow the this thread, without shafting people…
Do you want that list e-mailed or posted?
Emailed would be fine. Be sure to include some fodder for sainthood, ie: Arkon’s request about the Dark Lords, etc.
The power of this all is staggering. I’m gonna go buy me a pointy hat.
I’ll work on it…better than O Chem.
So what’s my Patron Saint designation, Ms. Swiddles?
I promise to hold a yearly fiesta in your honor. 
Swiddles (sniff) you’re gonna make me cry…
For me I was going to suggest Patron Saint of Satanic Condiments but I think Dijon Warlock has that one taken.
Please do me.
I can offer you either catsup or little-known Jim Morrison trivia. Which is it?
Hit me with your best shot SwimmingRiddles". You sound like a very fun person to know.
Oh, hell, I may as well jump in here with everyone else.
Lay it on me, Swiddles. I need a sig!
Oh, my stars and garters, Swiddles! If I’d have known this would be the result of that momentary lapse in impulse control . . . well, hell, I’d still have done it. That’s only because I love watchng you be so very clever.
I grovel in mortification. I bake you brownies and chocolate chip cookies with the really humungous semi-sweet chocolate chips. I wrap you in fuzzy blankets, bring you a mug of hot chocolate with the little marshmallows and real whipped cream. I read outloud to you the first Harry Potter book with all the right voices and accents.
Some day, I hope you will forgive me. I know it won’t be anytime soon, but I wait patiently.
Hope your toe gets better.
can we have one more jumper-onner-lately of the bandwagon?
i can offer chocolate chip cookies, useless racing trivia, and passable country guitar work…
Since my new patron-saintosity involves tie-dye, -and- was assigned by the ever-so-nice Swiddles, I figure someone is deserving of a custom WTS tiedye. Send me an email with your preferred colors and shirt type/size, and I’ll hook you up with an official Wonko The Sane creation!
E-mail sent. Is the address in your profile still correct?
Thanks, Robot Arm. Bless us, Robot Arm, Patron Saint of Mix Tapes, obscure indie rock and tweesers.
Bless us, Zenster, Patron Saint of recipes, and Fresca. By the by, I’m a vegetarian who is bored of pasta. Any suggestions for a quick, one person meal?
And someone has got to take Wonko up on that offer of the shirt. They then have to take a picture in the shirt, and see if techie will put it up on the People Pages. A Wonko Original Design is a rare thing.
Phouka, I am actually glad you saw this. To think that you had left the boards and never got to see the fruition of this thread, after all the work I’ve done would have been worse. I forgive you, and not just because I really like hot chocolate.
I’d write more, but only Robot and Zenster really bribed me. So.
Swiddles didn’t notice me 