Yoo Hoo, SwimmingRiddles… who might I be…?
“Organs gross me out. That’s organs, not orgasms.”
-the wallster
Bless us, St. Mega the Roo: Patron Saint of Marsupials and Shampoo (hey, I made it rhyme!)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterI’ve already got a cocktail namesake…does that disqualify me to be a saint as well?
~~Sunshine
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
Thanks so much Swimmy (you don’t mind if I call you Swimmy, right?). It actually is not my name, but is the name of the father of the Existentialist movement in philosophy. “Key-air-keh-guard” is one pronunciation I have heard as accepted, though I believe there are others…
But… can I be the patron saint of ice cream too, even if it ain’t me real name? I love that Ben and Jerry’s Vanilla Heath Crunch stuff…
–I am Soren Kierkegaard.–
“People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.”
There is nothing so disconcerting as the cold-shoulder rejection. 
C’mon SR, how bout just a little peck on the cheek?
::sigh:: OK, but just because you’re persistant. : :peck:: Now I’m gonna be the board skank. Happy?
Bless us, St. Sunshine: Patron Saint of Newbies Who Don’t Expect Too Much Of the Rest of Us. (darling, don’t ask, demand!) Also Patron Saint of The Crappy Weather that’s been Sticking Around Swimmy’s Area Lately. (sunshine? I have a vague recollection of that that looks like…)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterAhh…sainthood feels so nice!
Ok, I haven’t learned the art of demanding yet but I hope I’ve learned how to suck up/say thank you. Observe:
“Oh, Swimmingest one, I humbly thank you for your esteemed and witty remarks, of which I am hardly worthy. May the TM continue to be blessed with your radiant presence.”
Oh, and also (to clear up them clouds)
May the road rise to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face.
And rains fall soft upon your fields.
And until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
-Irish Blessing
~~Sunshine
“It’s not death I fear so much as leaving something so beautiful as life.”
St Casdave-Participles that dangle - he is the saint of!
Bless you Swimingriddles for god you are the child of.
Go thus unto the world and spread the you light of peace about.
I’ve been good, SwimmingRiddles, really I have. Could I forego the whole long beatification process and get canonized instantly by your fiat?
Why, thank you, St. Sunshine! You’ll do just fine 'round these parts if you keep up with that.
You forgot the last line of that blessing, “And may you be in heaven an hour, ere the devil knows you’re dead.”
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterMy good SwimmingRiddles,
I would appreciate it if you could designate me as a holy saint of SDMB. Thank you.
P.s. - if you can think of something other than anything martial arts related I’ll be impressed even.
Bless us, St. Arnold: Patron Saint of People Who Think Swiddles (thanks, Ike!) Drives Something Other Than a Mercury Tracer. (get it? Fiat? bwwhhaahahaaaa. ha. I kill me.)
Bless us, St. Glitch: Patron Saint of Cardboard. (still impressed?)
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterOh Great Swimming I have been so good for so long I feel I deserve a Sainthood (Miss Goody Two- Shoes is a sort of boring name) Might you give me my designation?
Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod
Oh Great Swimming I have been so good for so long I feel I deserve a Sainthood (Miss Goody Two- Shoes is a sort of boring name) Might you give me my designation?
Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod
Oh Great Swimming I have been so good for so long I feel I deserve a Sainthood (Miss Goody Two- Shoes is a sort of boring name) Might you give me my designation?
Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod
Oh Great Swimming I have been so good for so long I feel I deserve a Sainthood (Miss Goody Two- Shoes is a sort of boring name) Might you give me my designation?
Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod
Oh Great Swimming I have been so good for so long I feel I deserve a Sainthood (Miss Goody Two- Shoes is a sort of boring name) Might you give me my designation?
Bargain not with the Darkness: in time it will take us all.
Exerpted from The Book of Nod
Oooh! Ooooh!
Can I be cannonized too, please?
I’m not Catholic, but being sainted will surely make up for the dissappointment I feel when I realize that I can’t get myself excommunicated.
Pretty please make me saint of something?
“It seemed like a good idea at the time…
…but then again, so did the atomic bomb.” -Charles Sismondo
looks down at self. Oh my goodness, I’ve had a sex change and didn’t even realize it!! I know that being overwieght gives guys a larger chest, but still… 
>>Threads killed, no questions asked, just give me the payment, and I’ll post to it…the kiss of death of late.<<
—The dragon observes
I never thought I’d say this, but, I want to be a saint.