Swimmin’, when I opened this thread, I was just gonna read, and not give you more work to do…But it seems like the butter is really sizzling on your Roll!
So, I beseech thee, Swiddles, help me up my future bone value!
The ride is short and the thrills are cheap- Men and rollercoasters. - - -Courtesy of Wally, that Signifying Guy.
I have been known to claim to be a saint–or a devil. It might be interesting to see what Riddles makes of me.
you can poke around my useless website to get some ideas if you want (& I apologise in advance to any Scadians, it’s been a season for arguing with myself) http://foolsguinea.intercosmos.com
Yes, I am an egomaniac; why do you ask?
…You didn’t ask?
Ah, but I knew you were dying to!
…You weren’t?
You know the only thing better than sipping an eponymous cocktail with a beatific smile on one’s face? Sipping said cocktail knowing one is fully freakin’ justified in one’s beatific smile, because, yes, one is drunk, but more importantly, one is a bona fide, canonized-by-SwimmingRiddles saint. One thus humbly entreats Ms. Riddles for the aforementioned honor.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
Irishman: I bought me a snappy new leopard print Zippo that matches my purse, and was gleefully playing with fire when I was attempting to compose your canonization. Hence your name. You might want to talk to Vestal Blue, he’s the Patron of All Things Hot and Firey. Might want to make sure the boarders are drawn.
Bless us, St. Suo Na: Patron Saint of Originally Composed Poetry For the Purpose of Blatantly Kissing Some Riddle Arse. Also the Patron Saint of Rasberry Tea and Those Little Strawberry Candies That Have That Really Fun Goo Inside. (wow, apparently composing poetry in my honor works!)
Bless us, St. Foolsguinea: Patron Saint of Those Who Need More Quotes in Thier Quotes Page, But Whose Website Is Visually Interesting. Also Patron Saint of Cheetos.
Bless us, St. Shirley: Patron Saint of Ineffective Sinners. And Patron Saint of Dopers with Kickass Usernames.
Bless us, St. Kat: Patron Saint of Humility. (was that obvious?)
Bless us, St. Nothingman: Patron Saint of Cherry Coke. (oooh, LUCKY!)
Bless us, St. Cowboy Greg: Patron Saint of Laying it on Too Thick. However, because The Patron Saint of Patron Saints (moi) enjoys having it layed on thick (wait a minute…), I also bestow upon you the coveted role of Patron Saint of Cowboy Hats. Congratulations.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Master
Bless us, St. Matt: Patron Saint of Dopers Who Live Geographically Closest to Swiddles. (As far as I know…Burlingtonian here!) Also patron saint of Gravy Fries.