“Mornin’, Lux, how you feelin’ today?”
“Funny you should ask, Lux, 'cause I feel like a sinner. A dirty, dirty sinner. I’m gonna go whip myself with some wet ropes.”
“Smoove. Later.”
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
I think Lux has to have something about Patron Saint of Gratuitous Consumption of Alchohol and The Aftereffects of Doing So added to his repertoire.
Oh, wait, I’m the Patron Saint of Patron Saints. ::head bob like Genie:: Done.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku MasterCan you saintify me, Swiddles (I like that, I really do… :))?
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Occupation: Photon
Location: I’m still stuck on this phosphor screen
Interests: Illuminescence, Phosphorescence and Florescence
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Bless us, St. Pixoid: Patron Saint of Skipping Classes and Yet Somehow Still Managing to Pull The Information Out of Your Ass During the Final Exam.
On a totally different topic: be with me, oh, St. Pixoid, as I have an exam in my psych class that coveres the entire semester, and a stats exam. I have been selectively attending both. D’OH! Be with me in my time of need, St. Pixoid.
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
My iguana's sick.
He's all floppy. Could he have
Reptile dysfunction?
-Chef Troy, Haiku Masteroboy! another bandwagon to jump on (and/or derail–depends on the angle when and where i hit it). 
is the Calendar of Saints full yet? got room /stomach for yet another? (and i’ll make sure to tell everyone to take a step or two to the side, so they can avoid the incoming lightening bolt afterward.)
oh, wait…am i supposed to submit any sort of qualifications or something? :eek:
next one who says “Fates a bitch” gets whacked with my measuring stick.
Patron Saint of Hangovers??? Man alive, I got my work cut out for me. A’ight, kids, weekend’s coming up, so everyone form up single-file for the Blessing of the Livers.
“Are you frightened of snakes?”
“Only when they dress like werewolves.”
-Preacher
ahem
May I have my saint appendage too? If it’s not too much trouble.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good dipped in chocolate.
Resistance is futile…
Go ahead, hit me.
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I need to be canonized soon, so take your best shot. Thanks!
Me! I am a ex-Catholic, and I just know there’s room for more saints! I just don’t want to be useful…
I am a redhead, you see, and I do not tempt. I insist. -Cristi
okay, Swimming Riddles-how about a little patronizing for lil’ ol’ me?
Swimmy, I just love these so much! Boy, you go away for a few days and you really miss out! If it’s not too much trouble, I would love to be patronized by you. Thank you in advance. 
BTW, I’m not, just had to try out the pretty purple color…
The Patron Saint of Patron Saints is still realing from the board changes, and from the fact that she accidently fell asleep at 6:00 last night and woke up at 8:00 this morning, thereby giving her more than double the amount of sleep she usually gets. That being said…
Bless us, St. phouka: Patron Saints of Starting The Holiest of Holy Threads. Also the Patron Saint of Film/Theater Genres, and Oatmeal Cookies.
Bless us, St. ChiefScott: Patron Saint of BigAssBoats, and all those aboard. Thereby Patron Saint of Pirates (cool!). Also the Anti-Patron Saint of Smilies.
Bless us, St. red_dragon: Patron Saint of Those Who Are Foolish Enough to Ask For Swiddle’s “best shot,” But Somehow Escape Unscathed. Also Patron Saint of Push Pins.
Bless us, St. Sassy: (I liked typing that one, too…) Patron Saint of Those Who Wish Not To Be Useful. (Kato Kaelin worships you…) Also the Patron Saint of All Things Sassy, Because Swiddles Enjoys the Word “Sassy” Quite A Bit.
Bless us, St. lachesis: Patron Saint of Those Who Are Hereby Commanded to Go Forth And Learn How Apostrophes Should Be Properly Utilized In Their Signature. And Patron Saint of Remote Controls.
Bless us, St. Agentakbar: Patron Saint of Toothpaste that Really Does Leave Your Mouth Tingly.
Bless us, St. purplebear: Patron Saint of Those Who Should Have Signed Up For A Sainthood A Long Time Ago. Also the Patron Saint of Purple Things And Bears.
SwimmingRiddles, these are a hoot!
I seem to have missed a lot of fun while I was gone, but if you’re still bestowing Sainthood, oh magnificent and powerful one, can a Jewish girl become a Saint? Please?
Since I missed out on those other threads, I could stand a Sainthood, if it isn’t too much trouble.
I’d like one too!
<<Bless us, St. Foolsguinea: Patron Saint of Those Who Need More Quotes in Thier Quotes Page, But Whose Website Is Visually Interesting. Also Patron Saint of Cheetos.>>
“Visually Interesting,” eh? Hmmm… about that:
When I submitted my application for Swainthood Thursday–that is right about the same time-- (hmm…will codes work? — nope!)–I also was adding my embryonic quotes page to my website. Friday, I got back online, meaning to see what Swiddles had dubbed me and add to my quotes page, but–
So I went and got an Angelfire site, uploaded most of what was on the old InterCosmos site, and then some, to it, and now I think that may be my main site–instead of just a mirror–from here on out.
I’ve also been scanning stuff again, deleting some old files from the computer, and such. BOY.
And what’s with this new bulletin board?
I mean, this green guy 
is kinda cute, but so what?
<<Bless us, St. Foolsguinea: Patron Saint of Those Who Need More Quotes in Thier Quotes Page, But Whose Website Is Visually Interesting. Also Patron Saint of Cheetos.>>
“Visually Interesting,” eh? Hmmm… about that:
When I submitted my application for Swainthood Thursday–that is right about the same time-- (hmm…will codes work? — nope!)–I also was adding my embryonic quotes page to my website. Friday, I got back online, meaning to see what Swiddles had dubbed me and add to my quotes page, but–
So I went and got an Angelfire site, uploaded most of what was on the old InterCosmos site, and then some, to it, and now I think that may be my main site–instead of just a mirror–from here on out.
I’ve also been scanning stuff again, deleting some old files from the computer, and such. BOY.
And what’s with this new bulletin board?
I mean, this green guy is kinda cute, but so what?
Or maybe they willthe em-dash didn’t show up on the preview, just "
".
Oh, yeah, flood control spoiled me. I was afraid that would post twice.
Bless us, St. Shayna: Patron Saint of Blatantly Complimenting the Patron Saint of Patron Saints, and Thereby Securing the Often Coveted Position of Patron Saint of Jelly Donuts. (ooooooh…)
Bless us, St. BigDaddyD: Patron Saints of Those Whose Usernames Sound Like Hip-Hop Artists. Also Patron Saint of the Phrases: “Yo! 'zup?” “I be chillin’” and the everpopular “Dude, that is f%$*&#@ up!”
Bless us, St. poogas: Patron Saint of Cell phones.