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Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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LOLOLOLOL!

No, I’m afraid Johnny G and I didn’t quite get to have as much fun as we would have liked. The sombrero was really the highlight of the evening. How’s this for trivia? The night that picture was taken, little Johnny G lost his virginity. Soooo stereotypically prom-night, from start to finish.

Ummm… just re-reading some of the above posts. The video footage of my exploits has been destroyed. Sorry to disappoint. I’m a good girl [mostly] now.

OfficeGirl in action

“Argue for your limitations; sure enough, they’re yours.”

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Ok ok

18 consecutive taco bell tacos straight on a school day.

I drank a 3 bottles of tabasco, a bottle of Worshershire (sp?), and some sort of hot sauce called ass kicking sauce on a bet at a bar in New Orleans. Won 60 bucks but pissed fire for the rest of the weekend

Sat up for 72 hours straight during Mardi Gras (then collapsed and slept 24)

Longest time doin the nasty - 9 hours (with only 5 to 10 minute breaks). My ex-gf wanted to see how much we could do. Quite fun. She counted 19 ogs to my 8. The next day I could barely stand due to cramps in my stomach

Don’t get me started on alcohol tolerances

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I was nice to a girl once for two hours.

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I once ate 12 perogies at one sitting!I can also listen to Adam witness for hours without disagreeing,anyone else?Didn’t think so!

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Lessee… Well…

Most eaten: 20 slices of pizza, 7 plates of spaghetti, 20 tacos from Taco Bell, uhm… most of a 5lb bag of Runts… Mind you, this is all seperate instances. I only weigh 145lbs.

Oddest body tricks: I seem to have voluntary control over all my involuntary muscles. I can slow my heart, fart, burp, and vomit on cue, wiggle my ears in 3 different ways, “shift” my scalp front and back, vibrate my eyes, flare my nostrils, “flatten” my neck, rotate my jaw from extreme overbite to extreme underbite, bob my eyebrows, cross my eyes, play ‘click-clack’ with my eyes, spin my eyes, do this nearly unexplainable ‘scrunchy’ thing with my lower eyelids, do the bunny nose twitch, and when I’m at the dentist, he doesn’t need to hold my lips out of the way. I can move them basically however he needs them, effortlessly. I can suck my armpits in so you can see the bones behind them, suck my stomach in so far you can nearly put your hands around my waist (think large hands), then blow it out so I look pregnant. I can pop every joint on my body. I can make my entire body or any one part vibrate at extreme speeds (think superfast shiver, localized). Uh… I’m pretty much double jointed. My pinkies are crooked, so I can put them in a fist so it looks like I don’t have a pinkie, while it’s sticking out behind my thumb. Geez. I’m running out of wierd party tricks… “Hey, Tim, do that eye thing while wiggling your ears and juggling!” Not tonite, thanks.

I’m tired. Leave me alone.

–Tim

We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.

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I once drove 800 miles down the interstate in 9 hours and 45 minutes.

-rta the speed demon (dwelling on “23-in-a-row” for 5 minutes and counting).

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Hmmm, I am beginning to like the women here more everyday ;).

I’ll throw in my records, most have been surpassed, but I promise there is no exaggeration, and no rounding up. Homer, I find it a stretch to believe you ate 20 slices of a large pizza (2.5 pizzas), now if we’re talking squares ala Domino’s then I could buy it.

Most pizza - Entire 16" Papa John’s crust and garlic butter included, by choice and because I was hungry.

Most Burgers - 12 Micky D’s cheeseburgers when they used to have $.25 wednesdays, and a Supersize fry.

Greatest drinking feat - Shotgunned 2 Foster’s oilcans (22 oz) consecutively each in under 10 seconds.

Drunken eating experience - 2 Super La Bamba burrito’s with verything and 4 cups of hot sauce. Anyone familiar with a Bamba the size of your head can see the feat here.

Longest sexual encounter - 8"…just kidding. Actually 8 hours of consistant sex, the first run in with tantic sex. 3 O’s for me, she lost count, likely in the ballpark of 10. A close second was a 6 hour experience which was the night I lost my virginity, this I am quite fond of.

Most orgasms given - This is more important than recieving in my book. She had 7 O’s which were complete from climax to refractory and back to climax without oral sex and on one erection/orgasm. Those concective orgasms that run from one into the other don’t count, women may disagree :slight_smile:

Amazing tricks - Can palm a basketball easily in both hands, not wierd but not that common I think.

Longest Drive - 1200 miles from Colorado to Chicago in one sitting, approx 16 hrs IIRC.

Longest sleep - 25 hrs, pulled an all nighter before a test at 9 am. Went to sleep after the test at 10 am, told my friends to wake me to go out at 9 pm. They didn’t and I woke up at midnight angry, went back to sleep until lunch that next day.

Most shocking thing - Its a long list of idiocy, but in the public nudity theme I streaked the quad at the end of Senior year. To do it right me and a male and female friend (after a 20 keg party with 4 bands at our house (not a frat)) walked naked, leaving the clothes behind, 5 blocks through campus there. Had a roomates 17 yo sister take pictures of us posing on the good photo spots.

Wierd creepy body trick - I can crack my sternum. Its loud like a knuckle, makes people green.

And Lucky! Quit knocking the sex threads! OfficeGirl please go on…

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That should read …from Colorado Springs to Chicago…

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Ok on wierd things done with the body

I have broked both my hands (both punching someone out one in a bar firght one in a hocky match) I can now doing what someone called a super crack and a palm crack.

The super crack is done with my index fingers, Basically I do it like a normal crack the knuckle except I slowly bend it to force air into the knuckle. I then pull it hard and the knuckle will crack 4 times louder. I haven’t had any side effects and its a great trick at parties. I did it in a class once out of boredom and one girl next to me nearly passed out because she thought I purposely broke my finger

My left hand does the palm crack. Basically its a squeezing the palm shut till it cracks loudly. The wierd part is I can continuely do it.

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Oh and I will vouch for someone consuming pizza that way. I never did it but there is a burger joint prevelant here called in and Out burger (really tasty burgers). The schools around here have the double stack record. The current record holder is a junior over in Mission Viejo that has eaten (now get this) 64 double stack burgers in one sitting. At about eight ounces per patty that is nearly 4 solid pounds of beef I think.

Of course, then you got the white castle nuts on the East Coast. I dunno what the record is so far but I hear its up around the 100 range. Anyone got any ideas?

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Most slices of pizza ever eaten in one sitting - 18 slices or one and half large pizzas in one sitting. I was REALLY fat back then.

Most consecutive orgasms - I think one day I did 13 in a row, but I was drunk the whole time.

Funniest body trick - when I pound my back with my fist, waves of blubber go across my stomach.

Most shocking thing you’ve ever done - Eating bird poop in public (don’t ask why).
Now my personal record: the most weight lost in the shortest time, which is 50 pounds in 8 weeks. I haven’t found anyone who got close to this rate yet.

“The more beautiful the rose, the more thorns it hides underneath.” - Louie

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You exhibitionists.
Once, at a party, I tried to annoy some smokers (I don’t smoke) by first boorowing 6 cigarettes, then lighting up all 6.[BIG COUGH COUGH]

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Louie, got you beat on the weight loss…I lost 170 pounds of totally useless skin in one day!
He moved home to his mom. :wink:

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My most impressive eating feat to this point: one whole habañero pepper. It might not sound impressive, but I was red and sweating for fifteen minutes afterward.

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AuraSeer, you are really hot stuff…(groan)

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I gave myself a blow job a few times.

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Actually, the 20 slices are of Bait Shack pizza. They are only about 75% the size of a ‘normal’ slice.

Oh yeah. Habeneros. Hah! My math teacher was giving people extra credit to eat them. I ate two. Ay yi yi. It wasn’t that hot going down, I didn’t even need a drink. But that night on the toilet… That night will forever live in infamy. Luckily, I was getting in the shower right after. I put the water on ice cold, spread my cheeks with my hands, and let the steam rise. Yeesh that was painful. I’ll be honest, I was crying.

BTW my sex record is somewhat unimpressive, seeing as how I’ve not that much experience. But the night I lost my virginity I went for about 3 hours. I was down and out after 2, trying to go to sleep, when she rolls over and says “So, do you like it doggy style?” Yeah-hah. I was back in the game.

–Tim

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My personal orgasm record is six-sssix-sixTEEN:: oooOOOOooo ::

Seventeen.

The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik