your personal record for....

Mundane Pointless Stuff I Must Share (MPSIMS)
#1

I know everyone keeps at least a mental record of such things like:

Most slices of pizza ever eaten in one sitting

Most consecutive orgasms

Funniest body trick

Most shocking thing you’ve ever done

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you know, stuff like that. My personal bests are:

Slices of pizza - 6

Consecutive orgasms - 23 by myself and my little buzzing friend
16 with my ex boyfriend

Funniest body trick - i can put both legs behind my head, can fit my entire fist in my mouth [and my hands are huge!] and have one of the longest tongues i’ve ever seen

Most shocking thing - when i was 17 i got naked on the schoolbus for a $5 dare. the bus driver confiscated my bra and never gave it back.

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#2

Who else is incredibly interested in meeting OfficeGirl now?

To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

#3

<<<Consecutive orgasms - 23 by myself and my little buzzing friend>>>

That must be a new euphemism for “WASP”…interesting…

An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

#4

Oh i guess I should put some records or something on as well:

Let’s see, once at an all you can eat fish place, I ate 32 pieces of fish. The manager actually applauded as I left.

The body thing, I can wiggle my nose like a bunny. I don’t know how, but I can.

As for the orgasm thing, once I had sex 7 times in one day, but after the 7th time, it felt like all that “came” out was dust…

Most shocking thing… hmmm for some reason i can’t think of anything that is more shocking than any other thing… I’ll keep you posted

To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

#5

Let’s try that again:

Consecutive orgasms - 23 by myself and my little buzzing friend

That must be a new euphemism for “WASP” (pause for big yuks)

An optimist sees an opportunity in every calamity; A pessimist sees a calamity in every opportunity.

#6

well at least you tries Zette! It’s better than nothing!

To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.

#7

oops, perhaps I should even things up a bit by declaring all my un-desirable qualities and quirks.

How about

I have an incredible aversion to watching some people eat food. It bothers me to even hear some people chew.

My feet are really big.

Since childhood I’ve had the very un-ladylike habit of cracking the knuckles of my fingers.

Come on, everyone, share your most disgusting personal habits as well as your interesting ones!

OG

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#8

I once ate 14 White Castle hamburgers. Not too bad for a guy who weighed like an entire 125lbs at the time. I was going for 15, but my evil girlfriend at the time, took my sack away from me.

And the details of my sex life are none of your business :wink:

“I guess it is possible for one person to make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.”

#9

$5.00! Come on girl! You’re going to drive the price down!

I can’t eat alot but I ate 4-5 BIG pancakes when I was a teenager once (whoo hoo!)

Longest sleep: about 16 hours, after this flight: start in Okinawa, 2 hour flight to Korea, 3 hour layover, 3 hour (?) flight to Japan, 12 hour layover, 12(?) hour flight to Hawaii, 12 hour layover (got a hotel!), 12(?) hour flight to air base out side of SanFran (can’t think of it!! Davis, maybe??). 1 hour car ride from a very nice Mormon family to San Fran International, got there at midnight-no flights, slept on floor of USO. 5 hour flight to Chicago and then Lansing. I was whupped. The entire flight from Okinawa to San Fran was on a C-5. Cold, LOUD!!!, no pillows, no comfort. Ugh.

#10

heatherlee??

Zat you?

#11

I think Office Girl should get the award for biggest pre-occupation with sex. Yeesh.

“I think it would be a great idea” Mohandas Ghandi’s answer when asked what he thought of Western civilization

#12

Zette, Big Yuks.

Most slices, a whole large pepperoni (8 slices) plus a single plain slice, back when I was in High School.

My whole day was spent as an organism.

#13

Most shocking thing? I once touched a live contact point on the back of a TV with its cover off…* that * was real shocking…!

“If you drive an automobile, please drive carefully–because I walk in my sleep.”–Victor Borge

#14

Let’s see. My records: thirteen orgasms and an entire sixteen inch pizza. No, not at the same time…

#15

So NeuroTrash and OfficeGirl…
I am definatly intrigued…
=)
Whats the secret??

#16

Now if it were 13 orgasams WITH an 18" pizza then we’d have something!

Don’t let the loveless ones sell you a world wrapped in grey.

#17

I can put my arms together behind my back-- hand touching hand, elbow touching elbow-- and then raise them straight up above my head.

Also, today I was told that I do a good voice impression of Stephen Hawking.

#18

Most shocking…well once my oldest (then only about a year old) put the end of the baby monitor adapter in his mouth- the other end was plugged in, and he got a shock…to see how bad it was, I did the same thing.We survived.

I dont crack my knuckles, but I rotate my anckles and they crack…I love to have my toes pulled till they crack-very relaxing!

I wont ride elevators with more than 3 or4 people -there is NO AIR!!

The orgasm question is a good one…I cant keep track-for me that is- my record for the partner is 6 in one night.
I think you and your buzzing friend have me beat though…very impressive.

And I find myself strangely drawn to the image of an office girl with her legs behind her head, fist in mouth, licking her eyebrows…

#19

Please forward any video footage of Office Girl putting her ankles behind her head to MC for further study.

It only hurts when I laugh.

#20

Was that johnny g??? Why that mexican hat must’v really set ya off, OfficeGrl !!!
Maybe ya can get him & that vibrator at the same time and try for a new orgasm record of 23+16= 39! Wow.

Love those pics of yourself, dear.