I have observed that nobody is able to resist poping bubble wrap. I don’t know if it is inherent in our DNA, but everyone I’ve ever seen just cannot help but pop this amazing stuff. So I figure it would be the perfect substance to aid in my quest for world domination.
Here is how it would work:
First, buy enough stock in companies that produce bubble wrap… enough so that you can take direct control of supervision and production.
Then, buy out only the top medical research facilities in the world. Use them to create the ultimate genetic altering bacteria strain that would cause people to follow you, and only you, unconditionally.
Introduce said bacteria strain into each bubble in the bubble wrap at all of your bubble wrap production facilities. Sell the bubble wrap to all of your major companies that require packaging material, and you now have the your mind-controling bu bubble wrap distributed around the world. Since people everywhere cannot resist popping the stuff, you are now in the position of becoming the next world leader.
So tell me what your so called plans for world domination are… no matter how ludicrous. Include all of the juicy details and whether or not it involves lime green jello.
PS. No lime green jello is harmed or involved in this plan.