A.) As a straight male, I like more usually, I feel the orgasm more, plus i feel like the female feels like its more intense that way
Thats the only one i have an opinion on. Bigger is usually better.
Larger volume is best for all scenarios! 
If you’re doing it in the middle of the road, I’d think you have to go with whatever volume you get!
Disappointing to say the least, coming from the Queen of Lubricants.
Straight male here. Never really concerned about my volume one way or the other, if it is a major issue ( cough ) for a partner, then it’d be something I was more aware of.
Um, sorry guys, I really hate semen. If we could just leave it out of the equation that would be fine with me.
Now I’m willing to put up with it because of all the other nice stuff that goes along with it, but chalk me up on all questions as “the less the better”
Ha! I was thinking the same thing!
Anyway, I would have said “the more the better” in the past, but I now have a spot on my wall that proves that sometimes, there is such a thing as too much!
Me too. I’m not a fan of bodily fluids in general. I even want kisses to be as saliva-lite as possible. Lest anyone think this means I’m prissy and unenthusiastic in the bedroom, I assure you I’m not. I’m a near-compulsive handwasher in general, and I just hate stuff of any kind getting on me. I can cope with whatever’s necessary, but I’m never going to vote for more smelly goo in any context.
More is better on all counts, although there is definitely a possibility for too much orally, so maybe not too much more if we’re talking oral.
I enjoy being ahem painted as well, and just turned on the new boyfriend to coming on new surfaces. He’d previously sneered at pearl necklaces and the like as the stuff of porn, but now he thinks it’s really hot, so more would be awesome. Just not up my nose or in my eye, thank you.
WTF was wrong with him??
I first read the “new” part as surfaces that you normally wouldn’t associate with sex. As in, on the table, or a mirror. I thought you were going to tell us that you’d discovered the varnishing properties of cum.
Really? I have no idea why but I had you pegged for a bottom. Oh well…
I’m kind of with Antinor01 on this (another gay man chiming in). Visually I like a lot of cum as it indicates a particularly good time was had. Anally? I’m versatile verging on bottom and you really can’t feel when someone cums inside you so if it’s a single drop or a gallon you don’t really know (that and most of the time there are condoms involved so it doesn’t matter anyway).
That said when watching porn I do love watching a guy get cum in his arse and having it all stirred up (preferably by a second guy), so you need a decent amount of cum for that.
[hijack] Do they pull out before cumming in gay porn like they do straight porn? I assume, as it’s still designed to appeal to men’s visual centers, that they do, but it just occurred to me that I don’t know. [/hijack]
I would never in a million years have considered this question or its myriad answers.
The wifey does not like being painted. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqvTI3MAw4Y Sex in Court
Unjust refusal to allow semen on body or face? Take 'em to court.
I love the stuff.
Yep, most of the time.
Yes they do, although bareback porn is still not considered mainstream and even where condoms aren’t used they don’t always do cum in the arse. That’s my favourite kind of cum shot though. Sometimes they’ll cum internally though and just film the cum leaking out (sorry any straight guys who are throwing up onto their keyboards right now).
You know, I read the “T.M.F.I.” and I knew what it meant, but…
…but my keyboard needed a touch of vomit over here on the number pad.
You know, for color.
We use regular condoms for vaginal sex and, yes, handjobs and flavored condoms for oral. He’s never actually finished with anal the few times we’ve done it, which is fine. So, I guess my preferred volume would either be none or, whatever, as long as it’s contained.
And before anyone thinks I’m a mean wife, all this condom use is at his instigation. I don’t mind though.
But… why? Surely one of the points of being married is so you don’t have to use condoms.
Common mistake. I’ve…umm…been obliged to prove it on a couple of occassions.