Thanks to the repetitive, single-minded nature of the spam I’ve been receiving lately, I find myself forced to post this question here for the womenfolk:
Assuming for a moment that I am your lover, just how much more impressed would you be with me if I were to double, or even triple the volume of my ejaculation? Would being able to shoot it across the room impress you even more?
These spammers seem intent on convincing me that you would be, so I just gotta hear it from y’all.
In the interest of science, of course.
Um, no. To me it would indicate that you hadn’t gotten any lately so you had extra stored up.
However, if you INCREASED THE SIZE OF YOUR PENIS!!! then maybe I would be impressed.
As I understand it, they’re just happy if we have enough control when urinating to get it all in the bowl without peeing on the seat. To have to deal with that much ejaculate, you know a similar demand would be forthcoming.
Then again, I know I’d use it as a great parlor trick to be able to knock old beer bottles off a fence at ten paces…
Heh, heh. Okay, serious now. I am totally unconcerned about the volume of my husband’s ejaculate unless a) there is very little or b) there is a copious amount.
A vast quantity of ejaculate would just freak me the hell out.
Assuming its for a practical joke or something, you could mix some flour and water into a condom *before * the act.
Aside from impressing her with the quantity… it might actually feel pretty damn good. *****
Disclaimer - I have no idea how it would feel, having never tried it before, but if you do, perhaps it would be wise to avoid the unrefined, coarse wheat flour. :eek:
I would be kind of impressed in the sense of “Hey! That’s cool!” but not in the sense of “You’re an even more manly hunk of man since you can do that.”
I’m a little slow on the uptake, but I just now realized that the celibacy thing was probably a lie- they were obviously buying this stuff off the internet and just didn’t want to tell me. It didn’t work, I was not impressed.
It seems to operate like a battery. It charges quickly at first, but then tapers off and asymptotically increases. IME the quick charge stops at maybe four days, but I can’t say whether that’s typical.
(Hey, we’re fighting ignorance here and the title did say TMI…)
Yeah, it’s part of the reasoning behind “resting”, in natural pro-baby methods. Semen donors are asked to not have sex the night before donation (no link, I’ve just seen it on Donors Wanted ads).
Since it’s a TMI thread anyway…
My parents had been trying to get preggers for over 3 years. They were the first to get married, on either side of the family, so baby pressure was huge. And they were living in his hometown, where they would run into someone from his enormous extended family almost daily, and some of his cousins weren’t what you’d call discreet about asking “well, so when’s that baby coming?” They were doing it any time he got something resembling an erection.
Enter Uncle Julio. He ordered Mom to “go to her mother’s for two months.”
In those two months, they only spent one night together, since the two towns were a 12-hour drive apart and he worked M-Sat. This night was five weeks after their previous time together.
