Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI)

Pointed out by a Doper named Othersider naturally. :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey now, my handle has nothing to do with my sexual orientation or gender. :smack: :smiley:

I intended to give Mrs. Six’s perspective.

I’m not into guys at all, so my view is pretty much irrelevant.

That’s great, Kaitlyn. Way to undermine my “joke”. :smack: :wink:

Sorry. I must have misunderstood. Carry on.

For the record, I find massive amounts of ejaculation gross, and can’t see why it would matter outside of a porn film.

It’s okay, no harm done, and no offense intended. :smiley:

I’m with you.

[a href=http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html]Man of steel, woman of kleenex[/a]

Nothing kills the mood faster and makes subsequent sessions less enjoyable than thinking, “God dammit, now I gotta wash the sheers again…”

Buckets of goo != more monkey lovin’

Well, if you didn’t point him towards the windows, then you wouldn’t have to keep washing them all the time. :smiley:

Haven’t read the other replies, so I don’t know yet whether I am the oddball, but I would be impressed. However, I have a semen fetish.

If your woman likes it I guess you could fake it with a little misdirection, a few drops of bleach and a handful of yogurt.

I really wouldn’t care.

Just for fun, here’s a sample of the kind of spam I’ve been getting:

And the prize for the most inappropriate screen name in relation to post goes to -
sweetfreak!
:smiley:

hehehe

:stuck_out_tongue: :smiley:

I suppose it could still be a nice handle - you’re sweet, but you’re a freak… or somethign like that.

No judgements from me, I am a freak all on my own…

Actually, there are two meanings to the handle.

You got the first one. I am a very sweet person (most of the time), but yes, I am a freak simply because I don’t define myself in terms of “groups” or “labels”. I am me, and like to spend most of my time alone. On the other hand, when I do choose to be a bit more sociable, there are many different types of “group” activities that interest me, but I don’t indentify personally with any type.

The second has to do with sweets of all kinds. Cake, chocolate, candy…I am a freak about all of them. drools

Rubberband method not working for ya huh?

All of a sudden, sweetfreak’s popularity goes throught the roof.

Yeah, and I can’t for the life of me understand why. :rolleyes: