Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI)

Yes, many folks’ mileage may on this one. For me, it’s not indicative of celibacy. It’s indicative of a prolonged state of serious arousal. Not necessarily including holding off on The Big Gush ™, but just some serious arousal state of some kind lasting a few hours.

That kind of peaking without release tends to produce a lot. I think. I only have my own body to go by, but it’s a lot in that situation compared to, say, subsequent orgasms in the same time period ( 3-4-5- 6-- hours )

Prolonged celibacy doesn’t mean lack of ejaculations.

YEMV. :wink:

Cartooniverse

Why would somebody want to ejaculate all over a room?

Ever see a Peter North video?

I’d only be impressed if my theoretical manpanzee hybridization project got federal funding and approval.

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww!!!

Nope.

I have nothing to add except…

**SKEET SKEET SKEET! ** :smiley:

What if a guy wrote a beautiful Anglo-Saxon love poem on the wall with his ejaculated semen? Would that be impresive?

I’d get a restraining order.

And a squeegee!

I have wondered that myself. :confused:
And to answer the OP: Nope. Would gross me out, most likely. Put it where it belongs. Stop showing off. Impressed not I am.
And for Pete’s sake, CLEAN THAT UP!

Just… Eww…

Especially the mental image of a squeegee needed for cleanup.

Just… ewww… really.
<searched for grossed out smilie>

Well, since it IS TMI and all…
I gun for distance naturally, nothing ordered off the internet, and NOT due to celibacy. I think it’s kinda neat, but it’s not on my resume or anything.

No, I would not be impressed. While I’m not officially “grossed out” by semen, it isn’t my favorite thing in the world and especially in the case of oral sex, more is not better.

Plus lately I always seem to get it in my eye and more would just increase the chances of that happening. Again.

no prostate here.

to me, it sounds like something that is much more likely to impress the GUY than the gal. it might make him think he’s a big whoop or something. i’m betting that unless he decides to spray-paint the walls, the gal’s not even gonna notice.

until cleanup time, afterward.

then, she’s likely to be annoyed.

No, something like that would be more suited for a CV. :wink:

Not at all. That’s just more stuff to potentially leak out of the condom and cause a pregnancy, or if on birth control pills/patch/ring, to drip out afterwards.

I don’t exactly find anything gross about semen, although as much as I enjoy a good blowjob, finishing one off shouldn’t feel like trying to chug a six gallon beer bong.

promotes democracy in the bedroom:

Everyone gets to sleep in the wet spot!

It isn’t the semen per se that I find gross, it’s the idea of massive amounts shooting across the room. I imagine that’s the kind of thing that’s really only useful in porn, but even then I can’t understand the appeal.

Wow, that looks painful.
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