Doper women, would you be impressed with this? (TMI)

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Might I respectfully recomment a more Spatter-Resilient Approach ? :smiley: ( Work safe in all ways, not adult in nature ).

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BLEACH? :eek:

Blech! Very blech. :frowning:

As for the OP, no, don’t waste your money. It doesn’t look as if we ladies of the SDMB would be impressed, and that is ALL that matters. :slight_smile:

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All I can think of is the drippage factor for the woman after the fact.

ick

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Oh c’mon, Shirley. There are always alternatives.

I refer to you paragraph 5 of this helpful little Pamphlet

:eek:

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Never was gonna spend any money on this stuff :slight_smile: It was just the sheer, um, “volume” of these spams that made me wonder. Maybe it’s just my spam filtering software taking a little longer than usual to catch on, but I’m getting more of this particular kind of spam that any other I can remember.

On the other hand, it is slowing down. Now I’m being bombarded with messages from women with idiot husbands who can’t satisfy them, and won’t I please come help them out while their husbands are out of town…
:smiley:

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]
Oh c’mon, Shirley. There are always alternatives.

I refer to you paragraph 5 of this helpful little Pamphlet

I won’t ask how you know about this kind of thing, Cartoonie but this gem:

Vaginal Rinse …BAND NAME!
:slight_smile:

what?

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But please, not all over the walls.

Yeah, I honestly don’t think I’d be that impressed by a guy who produced enough semen to do a Jackson Pollock with it. There’s no need to turn your penis into a supersoaker. However much you produce is probably just fine.