As requested here.
When assisting a male partner to climax do you prefer him to deliver a larger or smaller volume of issue:
a) visually (external issue ala hand job, pearl necklace, etc)
b) orally
c) vaginally
d) anally
e) other
f) All of the above
The more the merrier!
This made me LOL. Well, more like E(vil)LOL.
For me, the answer would be as long as they’re all duds, the volume is irrelevant.
blink Until I read this post and the one linked in the OP, it had not actually occurred to me that one might have a preference regarding semen volume in the purely aesthetic arena. I can see having a preference if one is actively attempting reproduction, but it never struck me as a matter about which to have an opinion. Therefore, I don’t.
You know, now that I really think about it I’d say larger on all, but most especially A. I’ve got a real thing for, ah, being “painted.”[/SIZE]
At first I thought this, then with some more thought, I realized that the *very *low volume/trajectory “oozers” aren’t as much fun as the normal guys. But, lest I cause Doper men to open their Sperm - I mean, Spam Folders, I’m talking a very few unenthusiastic cummers that truly are subnormal, and generally have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol and/or herbage. Chances are very good that you’re fine and normal, and I’d be pleased with your friendly fire. 
Mostly, having abnormally high volumes of semen is just messy, and not in a particularly fun way. Shooting 12 inches is not really more interesting or impressive than shooting 3.
So I guess I’m a middle of the road kinda gal.
I can’t imagine caring about such a thing. With all of things to worry about in terms of sex, it’s not even close to being on my radar.
Having “visually” as an option made me laugh. Ow, my eye.
As for an answer, this is so much further on the totem pole of what I need from you during sex that if you’re asking about it at all, I expect that you’ve already reached perfection in all other ways.
In other words, :dubious:
As noted upthread, it’s a purely aesthetic question. Sexy is going on, Yay! But if you had your druthers would you rather feel like you imagined the whole thing or that you’ve been visited by a horse?
The amount is immaterial to me, other than less mess probably is better. I’m not going to be any more impressed with a greater quantity. I’d prefer you not squirt on me anyways, thankyouverymuch.
I surely don’t want to feel like I’ve been visited by a horse. Ouch.
See, I’ve apparently never run across one of those gentlemen myself. Hence, the correlation never occured to me 
I’m still going to maintain that I’ve got no real opinion here.
swoons
Is the hanging tag a subtle hint to indicate you are a size queen too?
:smack:
No, that was just because I was going to make that last bit a smaller font and then forget to edit out the end tag when I changed my mind. Talk about an unfortunate coding error…
My wife likes when I have more volume, but not simply for volume’s sake. More volume means more throbbing and twitching as it comes out, and that’s what really turns her on. She loves feeling me coming inside her. The longer and more intense it is, the more she loves it.
I couldn’t have said it better myself!
a) visually (external issue ala hand job, pearl necklace, etc)
More is better, it’s just awesome to watch a huge load shoot out, up and all over. It almost feels like they’re more into when they produce a ton.
b) orally
I’ve never been a swallower, so not really an issue.
c) vaginally
Being a gay male, this is a non-issue.
d) anally
Top here, so not really an issue.
e) other
More. See my response to A.
Mine goes to eleven.
I like lots and we keep the nightstands at both our places stocked with useful items to aid in clean-up and comfortable sleep—nobody likes the wet spot.
Visually - More is better. Show me how much ya like it! Seeing how hard and how much he orgasms shows me just how much he liked it.
Orally - Honestly, right now, probably smaller volume for me in this. I’ve only orally serviced my man twice to orgasm, and the first time, TMIafter swallowing, yes, I swallow 
I ran for some juice because it was my very first time tasting so much at once. Might have been first time ever. The second time was much better. Aquired taste I guess.
Vaginally - N/A as a gay male
Anally - Definite more is better. I like to feel him twitching in me and filling me up. Why yes I’m into bareback, so it’s part of the territory.
Other…would probably be more is better too, I suppose.