These images have been floating around Facebook the last couple of days. Please add your own. Here’s mine:
I am drunk on your love. Please visit me at the stockade.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Our clothes are gray as God intended them to be.
It is inappropriate for a woman to read. A man must instruct you in praying for forgiveness.
I would give you my heart but it is currently being used to keep me alive. Upon my death, you may use it in a respectful manner.