Yeah YOU!
You know who you are…you have a fucking NOVEl in your damn sig line!
Theses long frigging quotes that NEVER change! Some of you have more than one quote in your sig line! Ack! Verbal diareah!
Have a look at diane’s sig line…always short and to the point. Profoundly funny. now THATS a sig line!
Of the one : You say cheesy like its a BAD thing. Perfect!
There are other good ones, but these goddamn long ones are like thread pollution, you are reading along, and you skip a pile of shit, read some more, skip some more shit…and so on. Fuck! Shorten it up people…your sig line , In my opinion should NEVER be longer than the post.It doesnt have to be some big profound crap…its just a sig line!
Oh, so what are you the sig line cop? Are you the “Head God” of sig lines? Do all sig lines have to be approved by you?
Sorry kelli but…NO.
Neither you nor satan nor Contestant #3 anyone else I may have neglected to mention can dictate the types of sigs people use. I havnt even read the long sigs…cause they dont interest me!
So if you dont wanna look at long sigs…dont. Nobody is gonna make you!
(I’m lovin’ the irony here)
“The world ends when I die. And as far as I’m concerned, the rest of the universe might as well call it a day too.” – Matt Groening
I was walking down the street when something caught my eye… and dragged it 15 feet.–Emo Phillips
Someone said to me, “Make yourself a sandwich.” Well, if I could make myself a sandwich, I wouldn’t make myself a sandwich. I’d make myself a horny 18-year-old billionaire.
To lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking.
Always lie to save a friend, cheat death,
steal your love’s heart, and drink with good friends.
—Madison Michele
Attention C#3!The inside of your musty head is a exercise wheel;
in which two gerbils, Vanity and Credulity by
name, tussle fruitlessly over the walnut that
represents your banal & pointless existance.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>-(o)-<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Life is a tapestry.
Each new day brings with it the opportunity to sew by
word and deed within the heart of someone around us.
Let us choose our colors with care.
My sig is neither too long nor too short. It is the optimal length. It succinctly conveys my attitude on moderation and self denial. So megabyte me.
Wally, Posting from Sarnia, the asshole of the world
OK, I don’t get this. (Sorry Kellibelli, I’m going off-topic).
Step one:
Someone posts to the Pit about something that pisses them off. They bitch about posters’ behavior and tell them how different the world would be if they ran it.
Step two: Someone else jumps in and accuses them of being a fascist.
Ummm . . huh?
Now if Kellibelli were a moderator and went around snipping people’s sigs because she thought they were too long, then she would be policing the board and would deserve to be hammered soundly.
Ditto for C#3 and flirting, or whatever.
So, Kelli? How dare you oppress me, you Nazi!! Where do you get off holding that gun to my head and forcing me to edit my sig? Oppressor!!!
Christ on a moped . . .
-andros-
“Listen Children Eternal Father Eternally One!” Exceptions? None!
-Doc Bronner
It could still be my relative youth in regards to this board, but I like reading sig lines still. Some make no sense, some are hilarious, and some are pretty blah. But it is a fun way to get a peek at someone’s mindset. Long or short, fine with me. Maybe I’ll get sick of them when I see the same ones over and over, but hopefully not. I like Ayesha’s idea of sig line rotation. Heck, I’ve been here a month and this is at least the 4th one I have used. Just working on keeping it fresh.
I’ve rotated through three or four sig lines. A couple of them I’ve seen other people use on this board, generally long after I have, so I doubt if they realize that. My favorites of the ones I’ve used are
and
::sighing:: I’m having a senior moment. I can’t remember the name of that goddess – but her figure was more Earth Mother than nubile maiden. And I’m at work, not home, so I can’t even check my old files. It’s really sad when you get old . . . . ::looking around for a cane::
I have C#3 to thank for my most recent sig, though. I don’t use it much, but I’ll append it here, for old time’s sake.
