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“What Does ‘Compact Build’ Mean to You?” has been moved to IMHO.

Dammit.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94397

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Hey, dammit, that was a perfectly literary question. See, you read phrases like “compact build” in books, which are these little rectangular things that–BONK

HEY! Quit throwing espresso cups! As I was saying–SPLASH!!!

Darn it, now that was uncalled-for.

Fine, I know when I’m not wanted.

Podkayne slinks out of the Cafe, never to return, even for Heinlein threads.

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Hey! Nice thread title, old bean! I wish I’d thought of it when I moved that sports thread last week.

Of course, if you had submitted it to me for editorial comment, I would have suggested BONK

Hey! Quit throwing espresso cups! As I was saying SPLASH!!!

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You need to add the words “by Security.”

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“Favorite Web Pages” has been moved to IMHO.

By security.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94996

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“Stuff You Own That WIll Embarrass You When You’re Dead” has been moved to MPSIMS.

By Insecurity.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96038

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“Without any pants on” has been moved to MPSIMS.

By security … without any pants on.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97198

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If anybody gives a – no, I can’t say it – “can i use dog shit for fertiliser?” {sic} was moved to MPSIMS yesterday.

By a shovel.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=96990

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“Cool Stuff they COULD Make, but Won’t” has been moved to IMHO.

By me.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97829

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“Jacko: ‘I Have Anthrax’” has been moved to MPSIMS.

By a half-dozen small towheaded boys in Batman underpants.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=97815

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swarm, swarm!!!

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“You HAVE to read this book!” or something along those lines.

Moved to Great Debates at the request of David B, the Master Debater hisself.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=101931

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“Cat Fell on Book’s Head” (or was it the other way round?) moved to IMHO.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=102161