SDMB now offers custom titles to members. Perhaps ambushed would consider this one. I’d be willing to pitch in to pay for it.
Ooops! I meant to ask you, oh sage, if you would enlighten me, please, on what forensic basis, exactly, do you contend I employed but “bluff, bluster and sesquipedalian abuse” to challenge orcenio’s fifth-grade EEE-ZEE Cookbook view of working science? I’d really like for you to explain it to me, in the littlest words you can for a dumb-shit philosopher like myself.
I wasn’t aware that a COBOL-spewing pusshead and a few other quasi-pseudo-semi-intellectuals constituted “everyone”.
Consider me correctly informed!
Don’t troll me bro!
Leaves thread, but leaves the light on
Ah, all au courant on the cutting edge of teenage boy vocabulary, Junior Agent Elvis. Put in for a promotion now!
Well, that sure went over my tiny little head! I’m stumped!
A custom title for me! Thanks. I wonder if my company would object if I put this on my business cards?
Or was this attempted insult directed at another COBOL-spewing pusshead? And did you mean pus-head? I want to get it right.
I’ve seen this dynamic before. This is straight out of Idiot America: How Stupidity Became a Virtue in the Land of the Free and other similarly pretentious tomes.
“Shut up, dumb ‘ol, mean ol’ college boy! Leave our fellow dumbshit alone! We prefer Barabbas! He’s like us and you’re just a stuck up poser who thinks book smarts matters in this world. Buy a clue, dork!”
I think you better check Wikipedia on that one. Can’t trust my spellun, that’s for shure.
I’ll try to be back for more abuse later, guys! Get in some good one’s on me, okay? Can’t wait!
Those Eye Queue vines root pretty damn deep, don’t they?
Wow, this is way too easy! 
I love Wikipedia! Here’s what I got when I searched for “pusshead”:
You’re so educated, you confused Wiki, too. Maybe it’s run by bumpkins like me.
ambushed,
You 're really coming off poorly, here. And I don’t think it’s true that you always write this way. My recollection of your posts in the past is that as wrong as you might have been (;)), your writing wasn’t so painfully affectatious. It reeks of effort, and hurts to read. It’s like listening to one of those American Idols first-round cuts who is just absolutely convinced he can sing but couldn’t carry a tune if it had shoulder straps and was dipped in crazy glue. It’s as if you’re really eager to talk smart but smart isn’t your first language. I don’t think you’re a dope, but you’re coming off as a schmuck. I think the problem might be that you just don’t do well arguing emotionally and incorporating snark.
You may want to consider changing your writing style then, unless you enjoy coming off as a pretentious asshole. Just a thought.
Right. The more erudite approach didn’t work. Let’s try a more earthy metaphor, since that seems to be another popular form of expression for you.
Ambushed, you seem to think that you’re engaged in an intellectual dick-measuring contest and you’ve flopped yours out on the bar. The problem is that the rest of the room is looking at the guy with his dick on the bar and is edging away in disgust, while you think everyone is just jealous or afraid to compete.
Put it away, please.
Mabey he reeded ur wordz??@
Cite?
Funny most of us advanced beyond grammar and high school, and not just in writing style.
Nope, au courant would be something like…
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BRO, THAT’S ONE SHOT, THAT’S ONE SHOT KID!
Gyrate, that is absolutely priceless. Thank you for brightening up my morning.
You what? 
Is English your second language or something?