http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5570085385
Wow, is this guy bitter. He doesn’t even care how much money he gets.
Kind of makes me glad I’m single.
I don’t know. After seeing all three auctions and reading the descriptions it seems more like a marketing stunt than anything else.
Wow, sounds like a great way to buy a bunch of valueable jewelry on the cheap then turn around and sell it for market value! Yay capitalism! 
I thought the exact same thing. Seems kinda hokey to me.
Yeah, I get the “stunt” vibe too.
Still, a pretty creative one. Nice pics of his wife (or spokesmodel or whatever) or some of the links too.
I too think it’s fake; the pictures don’t appear to be of the same woman, but generally have a professional look to them. Still funny.
–Cliffy
God, PT Barnum would have a field day on eBay with all the suckers they have there. Can there even be anything more fake than this? It’s got fake oozing out of the first three levels of fake shell surrounding it, and there’s already a large puddle of fake on the ground. Dogs have lapped up the fake and died a sickly death. There’s a fifty foot neon sign in the background that blinks “Fake” on and off. Birds in a 12 mile radius are diving into windows headfirst to try to escape the fake. If you touch this kind of concentrated fake you need kerosene to get it off. Basketball-sized bags of silicone implanted into the chests of skanky, skinny whores all over Hollywood are even embarassed by how fake these auctions are.
So, you’re saying you thing this is fake? Did I get that right? 
This is just great, thoguh:
Well, maybe she didn’t get enough of that reason from you!
Even if it is fake, it’s entertaining.
Merely a hunch, oir a bit of intuition, I suppose, but you do striker me, Dan Norder, as someone who might be quite skilledd at spotting a fake.
Here’s an idea - could you pop over to Britain for a couple of weeks, as we have some politicans, and an election, that we might like your input upon.
That was really good, and validates my deicsion to use only the message boards for my news and entertainment for a little while, so as to avoid funerals and weddings.
Thing about this, it is only a modern variant, surely, of stories we have all read “somehwere” before - the wife who sells of the husbands expensive car/record collection etc. So it could be true, since it seems to me that people dotend to get just a little bit tetchy in these circumstances, but I think maybe I trust the collective wisdom of the dopers on this.
Yes, sometimes it is good to be an old maid along with a cat. Loyalty assured so long as tin-opening skills remain!
I say Fake.
But cleverly done. This guy knows how to get attention and rope suckers into buying what’s probably just house clearance junk.
Yet he has only one prior deal, he bought an Energizer Bunny tee shirt. He is WAY to slick an EBay’er to have only been a member for 9 days.
Now, tomorrow is garage sale day. HHhhhmmm… My girlfriend JUST GOT CAUGHT CHEATING
See ya on Ebay!
Hey, isn’t that a picture of Number Six/Kaitlyn?
Did Roland D. finally get a clue?
Dude, if you’ve got something to say, just come out and say it. This perverse need for subtlety you’ve got drives me up the walls.
Isn’t this just the turnaround of The Cheater’s Porche ?
I thought she was kinda hot until I saw the green anorexic elbow.
Sounds to me like someone trying to get enough publicity to get noticed by Golden Whatever Casino it is that keeps buying these weirdo auctions.
Fake. How many bitter recently divorced men would use “sexy” as the first adjective in the sentence when talking about their ex?
I still think all my exes are sexy.