Well, do you remember that show The Adventures of Pete and Pete? I’d wear a suit that looked a lot like Artie’s. After all, he was the strongest man (in the world!) and his suit, according to the clip on my computer, is a 60/40 blend. What a great show…
Brendon
…and our plan works!
I’d be inclined to go for a hood to disguise identity.
A cape in the form of a flag from a small Country. Tibet, Sweden, Latvia, Canada something like that.
A belt with numbers on it.
Weird symbol on chest that looks like a star formation.
Probably black costume
Basically complete nonsense to see what truely stupid ‘Origin’ theories the web, media and my ‘fanbase’ came up with. See if I could get my fan base to divide into factions and turn on one another.
I think I’d alternate between SS uniform (with goggles to hide my face), K_K_Klan robe & hood, PLO-style checked turban over my face, classic red demon getup a-la Legend…
…just to leave the people I rescued feeling really conflicted.
What my powers would be woudl deterine alot of it.
But I imagine my default would be loose workout pants, knee pads, high boots… and then a black leather coat and some chest armor.
Do people even read the OP anymore?
Superman’s powers. Because really, being a super-hero is pointless with anything less.
I’d wear something that looks like a bulky power suit from the outside, but is really quite comfortable and light. That way, the bad guy could zap me and go “Aha! I have removed the source of your powers!” and I would just shrug and put my fist through the wall. Something like the power armor from Fallout…
There we go.
pulled!! 
Make us a cup of tea then…
tucks WordMan behind skirt
Keep your hands to yourself tho’…
begone fool, before I drop a house on you!
Yay!! let’s go shopping!!
For all the scorn I’ve heaped upon Wonder Woman over the years and critized her fashion sense and general sluttiness, I have to admit if I wore a super suit it’d be similar to hers. Unutterably sexy and forever beyond reach…unless I wanted to, of course.
My suit’s only real powers would be distraction. I don’t like her colors, though. Mine would be more likely either red & black, or possibly black & silver.
Anaamika dear, are you feverish? Wonder Woman is hardly slutty. I’m pretty sure she’s only recently lost her virginity in the comics. She’s practically a nun. It’s not HER fault if Patriarch’s World misinterprets her costume as being sexually oriented.
You know we all want pics.
I’m sorry, you’re right. She’s not slutty. She comes off as slutty, but I never got the impression she actually was, either.
S’alright. Because of your slander of the Great Diana, I was, of course, obliged to unleash the GEVSFBFEW howler monkeys, but since it was you who made the error, I sent them to some random little town in West Virginia. They will suffer the monkey attack in your place.
Ain’t I a stinker?
CandidGamera lives in W. Virginia! snickers
Excellent.
really CG, I do love you
Scald for Evil Board Dictator in 2008.
I call dibs on Lucy Liu’s outfit in Kill Bill the First, if nobody has yet.
Skald. Skald the Rhymer. :smack:
Oh, look, what’s that outside my window, those look like flying howle–
I was wondering who the hell Scald was.
Oh well.
Crap! No less than three steps of my latest world domination plan require Kythereia to be un-monkeyfucked!
Now I gotta dust off the freaking time machine and go save the day. Aargh.
Anaamika, see what you’re putting me through? You’re getting SUCH a spanking.
My every fantasy fulfilled!
Assuming I magically got the stereotypical superheroine figure to go with it, then HELL YEAH I’d wear a costume.
It’d be the best damn costume ever. It’d have gems on it, and there’d be sparkly things in my hair, and the top would have that Impossible Boob Definition that only superheroine costumes can have, and it’d sort of look like the harem outfits you see in those old movies, with the poofy pants and the gold spangles and the rings and jewellery…
Yeah. I’d have a costume.
…And this is supposed to be a deterrent, how?