You're gonna need a bigger boat

Great white shark leaps at scientist:

Off New Bedford, MA, just a short hop from Martha’s Vineyard, where Jaws was filmed.

That’s a twenty footer.

Twenty-five

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[Moderating]
Aside from the movie reference in the title, this isn’t about the arts. Moving to MPSIMS.

[Not moderating]
Surely, any shark would be a zero-footer? Maybe, what, a five-finner?

And three tons of 'im.

I still think this Shark Week commercial from 2013 is the best shark attack. Poor Snuffy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YQBulqQSNw

Sometimes the shark jumps you.

Ah, that great white is just a pup compared to The Meg. Now that’s a big shark. :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m puzzled by your certainty that this thread won’t be mostly quotes from the movie, but you’re the Chief of Cafe Society. You can do whatever you want.

Love to prove that, wouldn’t ya? Get your name into the National Geographic?

“Oh, the shark, babe, has such teeth, dear,
And he shows them pearly white…”

That’s some bad hat, Harry!

He’s just showing that he’s not merely a symbolic, figurehead type of moderator. He has… teeth… :slight_smile:

I’m gonna drink to my leg.

Both legs?

Hook me up another barrel!

You go in the cage. Cage is in the water. Shark’s in the water… Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…

Great! That’s just great! Now where the hell are we? You’re certifiable Quint, you know that? You’re certifiable!

"The thing about a shark is—teeth,
One row above, one row beneath.

Now take a close look. Do you find
It has another row behind?

Still closer—here, I’ll hold your hat:
Has it a third row behind that?

Now look in and…Look out! Oh my,
I’ll never know now! Well, goodbye."

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Here’s to swimmin’ with bow-legged women.