If you’ve been on this board over a year and your own ignorance hasn’t been fought at least once, you’re not paying attention.
I just want you to know that I appreciated that. 
The problem is ignorance fights back, so sometimes a holding action is the best that can be achieved, having said that
Moist Panty Zombies
I’ll have you know that “Ignorance” is the name of my boxing kangaroo.
Well, not at this moment, true, but I have an hour of ignorance-fighting penciled in for next Thursday at 10 AM. Does that count?
No. That is way too soon. Reschedule and let older people/women/children/trolls go first.
Since he’s a Docta, shouldn’t you be looking for an appla?
I was only trying to distract ignorance until it got tired and fell asleep, then whisper “pleasant dreams,” give ignorance a kiss on the forehead and turn off the light on my way out.
Bully for you!
Careful though, a kangaroo pouch is no place to carry the wax for your handlebar mustache.
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You misunderstood - we’re actually The Fighting Ignorants, a daredevil and acrobatics team.
I used to fight ignorance. Hell, I was first in line to volunteer at the recruitment office. Camped out overnight. My friends all thought I was crazy. “Professor Turnip,” they used to call me. I knew they were just giving me a hard time, but deep down it made me feel good. We were gonna win, we thought. We were the ones who were gonna kick ignorance’s ass back to where it lived, once and for all.
Then the Internet came. Overnight, right up all around us before we even knew what happened. All that training, everything we thought we knew… it didn’t mean shit. Logic, grammar—even the goddamn ABCs. Gone. Total chaos. Pandemonium. Armageddon.
But we didn’t give up. We fought tooth and nail against legions of Usenet cranks. Gently led our glurge-email-chaining loved ones into the harsh, cleansing light of Snopes. Steadfastly ignored the relentless daily offers to supersize our penises, annihilate our pain with South Asian nostra, and retire in luxury on the spoils of grateful Nigerian aristocrats.
But Yahoo! Answers, man… God damn it, how could we have seen that coming? Caught with our dicks in our hands, sticks and stones against a motherfucking H-bomb. It was over before it began. All we are is paunchy Ignorance War reenactors trying to squeeze into our uniforms one more time without ripping the seams.
Ah, hell. Who needs another drink?
Speak for yourself, timewaster. You certainly are what you said-----you read this Board for almost three years of your life now.
Go over to General QUestions. You might find a poster or two who tries to fight ignorance.
You’ve never started a thread here until now.
You’ve posted 396 times to the Board. That’s about a post every 2 1/2 days.
Except for one thread, EVERY ONE OF YOUR POSTS is a one liner. You have nothing substantive to say.
Waste your own time, but quit wasting the time of people on this board.
[posted as a poster, not as a moderator.]
THIS. Was a thing of beauty.
As for the OP, well, get in the ring, fucko! No sense letting you get away when I have so much fight to give.
I gave someone directions home from a Dopefest one time. That totally justifies my 30,000+ completely uninformative posts.
ETA: Oooh! I’m almost at 45,000!
I think all my GQ thread questions contributed to fighting ignorance (mine mostly.)
I’m convinced. We’re time wasting, ignorant, non-ignorance fighting time wasters. Well, at least I am anyway. What are you?
He is an idiot troll.
Whadda ya mean “just”? It’s a challenge, a noble task, a bona fide calling! Just because some of us make it look easy doesn’t mean we don’t have to work at it.
That was mean
The TRVTH cannot be “mean.”