You're not fighting ignorance

This little gem seems to sum up the good doctor.

=o how the fuck did you do that???

Seeing a realization like this really warms My heart. I’m eagerly looking forward for My own big moment here.

Ignorance? Crap, I misread. Now Jim Lovell has a restraining order against me.

Like this.

As for me, I learned that Jerry Lewis and Jerry Lee Lewis aren’t the same person. Really dodged a bullet there.

It really doesn’t matta.

Okay. {slinks off meekly}

Oh go fuck a cactus. He isn’t somehow magically forcing everyone who posted in this thread to post in this thread or respond to any post he has ever made.

Nah, I’m with samclem on this one.

Oh yeah? Well right now I’m getting paid to waste time on a message board! So there.

This post has an almost lyrical quality, like it should be set to rock music.

"Go away Timewaster!!!..’

And then it would smoothly flow into “Livin, Lovin, Cats”

Priorities, man! We can’t rest until forming a party is enshrined in the UDHR. Yeah, yeah “peaceful assembly” my arse. That doesn’t even protect the right to drink!

Fighting ignorance comes a close second.

We’re fighting it, but it’s fighting back.

Hey, I post 'cause every fight needs two sides!

QED

Not a fight.

I’m not 100% sure, but I think we’ve all just been schooled, y’all. Or some such equivalent idiom.

Yep. He nailed it.

Bastard. QED was a respected, if somewhat irritable poster on this board who passed a few years ago. How dare you besmirch his memory!

Well, being dead is a big timewaster.