You're offered the chance to attend a live sex party. (No coitus for you, though.) Do you take it?

I’d go as long as I didn’t feel a danger vibe.

In general? mmmmmmmmmmmaybe.

In specific? No. That letter kinda weirded me out.

Skald, you know I love you, but you come up with some weird hypotheticals.

Watching people is generally kind of boring. You get like two minutes of ‘okay, that’s interesting, he’s hot’, ten minutes of ‘is this a 30 second video on loop?’, then about 30 seconds of ‘okay that was fun, is there something to eat?’

But then I’m weird.

Absolutely attend! 1) This is where great stories come from, and 2) I would kick myself forever if I didn’t go.

Probably not, unless the friend was really desperate to go. I’m not repulsed by the idea at all, but not intrigued enough, either, to make a point of going for my own sake.

:confused:

Stop it, woman! You know how I feel about feelings!

Hey, they’re all freewriting.

Not a chance. I’m just not ready to grow an orgy mustache at this point in my life. Or even buy a handjob orgy van.

I thought we had an agreement. You would stop making Seinfeld references, and I would stop beaming images of 1990!Julia Louis Dreyfus into your head.

Chronos doesn’t get invited to those sorts of parties.
“. . . such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess’s undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance to the theory of indeterminacy. Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sorts of parties.”

We needed 2 options, so that we could (or not) attend the sex party, AND have cheesecake.

Well that agreement went out the window the minute you referenced an orgy. Giddyup!

I was trying to decide between attending and having cheesecake when my SO suggested that my attendance could be contingent upon cheesecake.
So, we will be attending assuming that we can have cheesecake.

I think I saw a movie where that was offered, the 2 guys who where given the offer found themselves beaten, robbed and tied up in the basement for the weekend.

Fool, etc.

The cheesecake is what you get for ANSWERING THE POLL, not for helping Penny Paxamuse herself.

Totally not my thing, so no, I wouldn’t go. It wouldn’t even occur to me to try and shut it down - how would you even do that, supposing you wanted to? ‘Officer!! Consenting adults are planning on having The Sex!!!’

I know plenty of people who’d feel compelled to try to stop it, or would complain about it happening anywhere they knew about. They’d make an appeal to concerns about public lewdness and oh-god-we-must-think-of-the-children, and assert that Sean, no matter what she says, is being abused.

:smack: I forgot to think of the children!

Yeah, though, I do know the people you mean. Don’t get them, but I know them.

Before I answer, I need to know if there’s a password for the house. A friend of mine… long story.

BTW, bravo, bienville. How à propos for the day.

And I’d rather nobody be thinking of the children at an orgy. Except maybe to bring some cheesecake home for the kids and the sitter.