An either all-bearded or all-buff line-up to honour 80s Eurovision supremos Bobby Gee, Mike Nolan, Jane Aston and Cheryl Baker, so it could be called Bucks Fuzz.
This idea was suggested to me by my brother long ago. I’m not taking credit (or blame - sic) for it, but I always thought it might work. Any way, the band would be called “The Living Dead.” All the members of the band would start their sets decked out like deceased classic rock stars: A lead guitarist dressed like Jimi Hendrix, a bassist looking like Jaco Pastorius, a drummer like Keith Moon, a guy lead singer like Buddy Holly, and a girl lead singer like Janis Joplin. Naturally they’d do cover songs from each of the artists they look like. If they could work out some quick costume changes, they could do a gradual progression of rock history and cover the history of rock & roll deaths: Jim Morrision, Duane Allman, Sid & Nancy, John Lennon, Marvin Gaye, Jerry Garcia, Selena, Joey Ramone… imagine the possibilities!
During a drunken discussion, friends and I came up with the “Cheese Beatles”. All Beatles songs except with the word cheese inserted in them. Songs like:
Happiness is a Warm Cheese
Please Cheese Me
I Want to Hold Your Cheese
Norwegian Cheese
and our piece de resistance,
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Cheese
The Smoking Popes… What ya never hear-a-dem? Lameasses!
The band name would be “Rubella Survivors” or " I Blame Jesus for Breaking Up My Favorite Band"