That’ll learn ya!
Blackjackshelac/ you meen like zees one?
Bugs/ that’s the one
BJS/ this is sillee, what could possiblee happen?
“I say I say the boys about as sharp as a bowling ball.”
“THURST! PERRY! SPIN! DODGE! TWIRL!”
Because…Rabbits are…Expendable…!!!
i’m not the sharpest knife and often i’m in the car when i realize i forgot something inside. i run in and get it and when i get back i quote to my wife’s annoyance and my kids amusement “Having RE disposed of the monster, exit our hero through the front door, stage right!” Then i start singing “Oh I’m headen for my bedden, where i’m bedden for tonight. I’m headen for my bedden where i lay down sleepy tight.” sometimes i go with the “Having Re RE disposed of the monster, exit our…here…row.”
also a favorite from the baby chicken hawk “Are you coming quietly, or do i have to mush you up!”
I play video poker on occasion, and whenever I get 4 Aces, I think “a pair of ones…and another pair of ones.”
Dat ain’t all, brudda…
That’s what the man said. He said that…"
Why must they Always do it the Hard way…?
I’m sorry pal, the lady of the house ain’t home. Besides, we mailed you people a check last week… door slam
Here comes the bride, all dressed in…Oh Noes…!!!
(for after a bad presentation) Wile E Coyote… Super Genius.
Penguins is practickalickly chickens.
Well, batten them down again! We’ll teach those Hatches…
You Ain’t Just Whistin’ Dixie…!
Gangway! One side, one side! Let a Rabbit through…!
When you hear the tone, it will be 2000…!
So many of mine have already been said, but I’ll add:
“Well yuck, yuck, yuck and a-fiddle-dee-dee! I’m from the South, too! [pause] Y’all.”
“Actually, it’s a buck-and-a-quarterstaff. But I’m not tellin’ him that.”
“Hooray! The rabbit kicked the bucket!”
“North winds blow! South winds blow! Thunder! Lightning! SMOG!”
Lordy, half the classical music I know I first heard on Looney Tunes.
“He/She/They shoulda toined left at Albokoikee”
“Monsters meet such innnnnnnteresting people”!
“Leave us not discuss it in front of the rabbit”
“Of course you realize this means war”
“Are you in…genius? Are you in…sufferable?”
There’s a WB cartoon phrase for every occasion!
VCNJ~
“My name is Elmer J. Fudd, miwwonaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”
“You might rabbit, you might…”
A quoite from memory of when Bugs was tormenting some gangsters. He told them to hide in an old stove and when the cops came and questioned him he’d say 'Would i light this stove if my good friend Rocky were hiding in it?". The cop said the line I quoted. I use it when my wife denies doing something…like “Honey did you volunteer me to help move the neighbor’s couch, because that kind of pisses me off”. When she says 'Would I do that without asking you first?" i always say “You might, rabbit, you might.” she didn’t get it until we actually saw the episode together on a DVD.
She also doesn’t get it when I say “I’m going to blow up the earth” and “At long last my dream come true…the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator!”.
My momma dun told me… for to pick up a rabbit…
I worked in a kitchen in college, and my boss was making his best dish in the world, this weird spinn-off of Duck Confit. He asked me to pass the duck seasoning, and I instantly shouted back WABBIT SEASONING. Everybody about hit the floor laughing when I did that.
Oh! Thought of another one.
whenver I’'m counting out treats for the kids or something, I always try to do it like Rocky at first.
“One for you, one for me… two for you and one-two for me…”
Now, sadly, they never fall for it.
My favorite uncle sounds a lot like Foghorn Leghorn and uses a lot of the same sayings.
“Boy’s as subtle as a hand grenade in a bowl of oatmeal.”
“Go 'way boy, you bother me.”
“That dog is lower than a snake full of buckshot.”
“Nice boy, but he’s got more nerve than a bum tooth.”
“Who’s responsible for this unwarranted attack on my person?”
“Now cut that out, boy, or I’ll spank you where the feathers are thinnest.”
More from Foggy…
“If that boy doesn’t stop flappin’ his mouth so much, he’s gonna get his tongue sunburned!”
Really? I’m astounded that no one has mentioned my two most common quotes. Or perhaps they did, and I missed them. (See my post count for excuse.)
“What’s all the hubbub… bub?”
and
“Every day the same thing: Variety! Bring me something different!”
There’s not a week that goes by that I don’t start a sentence with “Duh, hey GRAM-MA!”
My old roomate Phil (to whom I’m sending this link; Hi, Phil! :D) and I could probably construct whole conversations of cartoon lines without even trying, back in our heyday.
A few that haven’t been mentioned…
“Oh, I’m awfully sorry, I’ve made a terrible mistake…you wanted CHERRY pie!”
“I’m feelin’ mighty low…”
“Firstbasebugsbunny, secondbasebugsbunny, shortstopbugsbunny…”
“Well, it ain’t Wendell Wilkie!!”
“Daaaiiiyyyy, just passin’ by, just passin’ by”
“It’s the suspense that kills me”
Yoicks! And away!
Pretty much any time I’m making an exit.
My husband I and I do this in tandem-
I say “Yikes” whenever I am about to drop something or trip or something and he inevitably says “and away!”. Every. Time.