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Relatives that have been dead for years come visit you
and suggest that you should get some rest. -
You can achieve a “Runners High” by sitting up.
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You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before. -
The Sun is too loud.
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Trees begin chasing you.
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You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
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You begin to explore the possibility of setting up
an I.V. drip solution of espresso. -
You wonder if brewing is really a necessary step
for the consumption of coffee. -
You can hear mimes.
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You believe that if you think hard enough, you can fly.
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Things become “Very Clear”.
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You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.
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The less sense matter and matter is more than sense.
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You begin speaking in a language that only you and
Channelers can understand. -
You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before. -
You keep yelling “STOP TOUCHING ME!!!” even though
you are the only one in the room. -
Your heart beats in 7/8 time.
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Losing your mind was okay, but when the voices in your head quieted, it was like losing your best friend.
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You and Reality file for divorce.
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It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
(although, if you go to mit, this is not out of the ordinary) -
You have great revelations concerning:
Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t
quite find the words for them before the white glow
disappears, leaving you more confused than before. -
You can travel without moving.
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Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
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You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
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You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject,
get into a nasty row over it, lose, and refuse to speak to
yourself for the rest of the night. -
Teddy bears begin to bully you for milk and cookies.
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You have an irresistible urge to bite the noses of the
people you are talking to. -
You say the same sentence over and over again, not
realizing that you have said it before… -
You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.
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You page yourself because when its set to vibrate, its “almost” like getting a massage.
*Thanks and a nod to whoever the orginator of the material is, it surely wasn’t the person who sent me the email. I just thought the regs here might enjoy coming up with a few more for the list. Here is my contribution: * -
You tap your foot impatiently at the amount of time it takes to listen to your meditation and relaxation tapes.
Um, oops. I emailed a mod to fix the gaff. My sincere apologies.
ROFL,
- You know you’re to stressed when you think you’re posting to one board and actually post to another.
- You call your voicemail from your car using your cell-phone while driving to work to remind yourself of tasks to do during the day.
I do this all the time as well as send myself emails from home to work or vice versa so I don’t forget appointments etc.
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You go out of the house during the morning. You’ve got a spring in your step, you need exactly two things before you can start baking. An hour and a half later you return, having spent $ 177.03. You put all of the groceries away. And realize that you do not have what you need to bake.
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You walk from one room to another, and stop- unaware of why you are in that room.
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You realize how hard it is to focus on shaving, and leave half your face untouched.
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You cannot remember if you washed your hair while in the shower. ( I’ve not only done this, but I’ve stepped out of the shower with a head full of shampoo :rolleyes: )
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You get into the car, and cannot remember what to do next. (This happened to me once too, but it wasn’t funny- I was scared for hours).
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You call your kid by the cat’s name.
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You call the cat by your kid’s name.
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You call your spouse by someone else’s name. ( Frequently the cause of even GREATER stress ).
Cartooniverse: My SO’s mother mixes up her husband and son’s names all the time. Helllooo, Mr Oedipus…
38: Little teeny tiny people go hiking in the deep rift valley of your frown lines.
39: The tension in your shoulders is greater than in the Millenium Bridge.
So it’s not enough I had to visualize CartooniSmurf, now I get this mental image of you half-shaved, covered in shampoo, wandering aimlessly thru the house. I’d snicker mercilessly, but I’m frequently asking my daughter “Why did I come in here?” or “What was I going to do?”
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You have dreams about work and they’re just as bad as being in the office.
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Your dogs look at you sympathetically.
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When you’re driving your regular path home, you suddenly can’t remember where you are.
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You and a coworker, discussing the absolute mongrel bastard of a day you just had, give up using words and just start barking like dogs. When someone asks what the noise is, you deny having heard anything.
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You start to laugh at unfunny things. Laugh really hard. Until you can’t stand up.
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You start making and drinking suicide coffee (nine or ten spoonfuls of coffee crystals, a little sugar, half hot water, then cold water to cool it down to the point where you can just slug it back) and can’t get down off the ceiling
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People are talking to you in plain and simple English and you just stare at them, because they might as well be speaking Esperanto; it just isn’t translating.
sigh Done 'em all.
47.) You wake up from a long restful night of grinding your teeth.
48.)Your entire diet consists of caffeine and nicotine.
49.)During a frenzied cleaning spat, you vacuum up several of your cats.
50.)A day when only two of your nervous twitrhes are in constant evidence is a good day.
- You answer the phone, “Texas name changed to protect the not so innocent company” when you are at your mother’s house.
- You actually break out in hives.
Sadly, this happened to me about 3 weeks ago. I took a day off from all 4 of my jobs to finish up my 20 page term paper that was due. I feel much better now…
- You hear yourself thinking “Stop being so damn nice!” towards people.
God help me, a hotel full of Pentecostal women, I’m gonna get fired tonight, I know it…
Corollary: Someone starts talking to you in English, and it takes you a couple of seconds to realize they aren’t talking (insert your second language here). [sub]My friends and I are all used to this…[/sub]
- You literally bounce off the (concrete) walls… Cough cough[sub]Dragon Shadow[/sub]cough
P.S. Cartooniverse, my mom does that constantly. My family has learned to respond to each other’s name, which makes family gatherings rather interesting…