"You're wearing a noodle."

Since when? I wouldn’t consider it bad manners if a well endowed woman wore a bib.

I still double-bra to go to the gym! My husband is continually amazed at the amount of care, attention, and engineering my boobage demands.

I’ve resigned myself to needing a constant supply of Shout Wipes due to the OP problem.

Stop it. Right now.

Okay…the wrong line to read while taking a bite of cereal

Well, that’s the way I was raised (in the South.) I’ve done it a couple of times, and I feel very weird and bad-mannered.