Youuu!

[Manduck]

I’ll get to it as soon as I think my cock is shiny enough.

[aruvqan]

@marochko

@Euphonious_Polemic

I’m sorry, but I don’t watch this show “Oz” you refer to in your question. I’m reasonably confident that many other posters here do not watch it either.

It is likely that of that small subset who do, in fact watch this show, most of them have not a clue about the answer to your obscure question, so that is why they did not reply.

Of those who watch the show, and may have a clue about what the hell you’re going on about, I’m sure that pretty much all of them did not even see your initial question.

Perhaps there was one or two posters here who watch the show, saw your question, and might have a guess about the answer.

But go ahead and slag the 99.99% of everyone else who does not deserve it. And perhaps you could also eat a bag of dicks. Jerk.

ETA: And you expected your answer to this question in 1 hour and 20 minutes? And when you didn’t get an answer you went off like a jackass?

Self-centered assbag.

Oz is one of the best shows that aired on HBO and has a huge fan base. Also, it was more of a Zuill Bailey question more than anything. No need to get your panties in a knot.

Then go to a fan site and ask there. If they have such a large fanbase, talking to the fans would be the way to go.

Now bugger off.

[Bryan_Ekers]

marochko, are your parents as stupid as yourself, suggesting a genetic component? If not, are they duly ashamed of you or (more mercifully) did they die before seeing what you’ve become?

[AClockworkMelon]

@Lynn_Bodoni

[QUOTE=marochko]
Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous.

You really excel at logic, don’t you?

I’m not a virgin. I’m not promiscuous either. I’ve had sex with two men in my life…and I’ve been married to one of them for over 30 years, and been monogamous with him for that same time. There’s more choices than either being a virgin or being a slut.
[/QUOTE]
I can’t believe you’re actually providing him with a reasoned response.

Here, I’ll fix it for you.

@marochko

[del]Wow, this one is FIESTY FRESH. Listen, since you admited to me that you Arent a virgin, I can only assume you are sexual promiscuous. How bout you and me go get a drink or something? Provided that you do not exceed 170 IBS.[/del]

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

[Biggirl]

Thanks marochko! For ten years (?!) I’ve been an argumentative bitch here and not once have I been seriously pitted. Now all my dreams have been realized because of you.

My answer to your question: Harold Arlen.

[elninost0rm]

You guys are being trolled so amazingly hard.

I didn’t know it was this easy to make satire and have everyone believe it so easily.

[silenus]

Who’s believing it? We know the OP is a troll. We just don’t care. It’s an excuse to riff off each other for awhile. We enjoy it.

Plus, the OP wouldn’t know satire if it bit him on his micro-cock.

[Gary_Robson]

Marochko, I salute you. After being a member of the SDMB for a paltry 2-1/2 years, you have seen the truth. This is actually a community made of of paid experts in virtually every field. We have our computers on all of the time, with carefully-programmed AI-controlled audible alerts to tell us when someone asks a question in our field of expertise. After hearing the alert, we leap to the keyboard to type a well-researched, carefully-crafted, professionally-edited, over-hyphenated response to the question. The entire system is designed so that no unpaid guest will ever have to wait for an unreasonable amount of time for an answer (80 minutes? Unheard of!).

However, we collectively decided that you are a useless self-centered ass and that we shouldn’t help you.

Now that you’ve seen through the facade that is the SDMB, we shall bow before you and strive to answer your questions as promptly as possible.

(The answer to your original question is that the song is called Requiem for a Douchebag and the composer is Asshat McRectum).

[panman_1960]

DAMN that WOMBAT! I hate it when somebody asks me 'What the hell were you just snorting about?"

SHIT!!! (and stuff and things)

later, Tom.

[VinylTurnip]

@marochko

How bout you and me go get a drink or something? Provided that you do not exceed 170 IBS.

I didn’t know Irritable Bowel Syndrome had a scale. What do you measure it with?

[elninost0rm]

@silenus

Who’s believing it? We know the OP is a troll. We just don’t care. It’s an excuse to riff off each other for awhile. We enjoy it.

Plus, the OP wouldn’t know satire if it bit him on his micro-cock.

I don’t know…Some of the replies seem pretty miffed.

Could be wrong.

[BubbaDog]

And kids, if you want your cocks to really shine, buff them with some 0000 steel wool and then use a soft damp cloth to apply a mixture of six parts mineral oil and one part lemon juice.
Glad to help

[Lare]

@BubbaDog

And kids, if you want your cocks to really shine, buff them with some 0000 steel wool and then use a soft damp cloth to apply a mixture of six parts mineral oil and one part lemon juice.
Glad to help

Ok, I tried that and all the feathers came off. Poor thing won’t even service the chickens anymore, he’s so ashamed.

[Oregon_sunshine]

You got me, OP. It appeared to be about TV, so I honestly didn’t look at the thread. If that means I’m a jerk, great I guess!

[BlankSlate]

It’s either a goof or trolling, but I don’t think the guy is a flat out troll. His posting history seems benign, at a quick glance.

[Genericuser234]

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad’s for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

[silenus]

If he isn’t a troll, then the default reverts to “asshole.” Either way we get to make fun of him and mock his deficiencies as a human being.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@marochko

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and .

when you didn’t get one in a matter of an hour and 20 minutes, you posted a whiney little post in the pit.

@marochko

all I get are lousy responses.

in the pit thread, calling you on your whiney little bitchitude.

@marochko

Maybe I should click on those ad’s for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/.

GREAT idea.

@marochko

It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

And you probably would have gotten an answer in the original thread, if you’d been patient. Instead, you posted a whiney little screed in the pit, and now you’re crying that it’s gone beyond your control. News Flash: You don’t control the pit.

[Drunky_Smurf]

I am a huge Oz fan. And I know that it was definitely Elton John.

[Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension]

@marochko

All I wanted was a easy simple question answered and all I get are lousy responses. Maybe I should click on those ad’s for Giraffe message boards or go back to /b/. It started out as a serious question though, just some how beyond my control, turned into this.

Yup. Giraffe will help you out. He’s known for his compassion and patience with whiners. *
*note to self: see if marochko has gone off to cock-polish at Giraffe’s board.