Gee, I don’t know…I had never heard of Zuill Bailey, or the show Oz.
I was able to find the answer to your question as to what character in Season 6 that Mr Bailey played by googling…(the answer is Eugene Robbins). Took me about 3 minutes, but then I’m not computer savvy, being 67 years old…
Just saying.
Sooooo…it’s not “Follow the Yellow Brick Road” then, I presume?
Jesus, this is TMI for a response to someone who’s obviously yanking your chain. Folks, settle down, not everyone takes this message board as seriously as you do.
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Overhyphenated, indeed. Adverbs don’t get hyphens.
Please do. Pretty please?
The original thread makes me wish that the Internet and every cellphone network would go down for long enough to reset temporal/informational expectations back to a sleepy 1975-ish level. I don’t mind stepping over the inevitable piles of iPhone-gripping corpses on my walk to the public library.
Wrong. It was entirely in your control. You decided to start the thread, then you decided to whine about not getting an answer quick enough, then you pitted the free world for not recognizing your special snowflake status. You’ve been a whiny, obnoxious, demanding little twat, and now you’re getting your well deserved Pitting.
You fucked up. No one else. You and you alone are responsible for this situation. Man the fuck up, apologize, and maybe you can go back to being some obscure poster nobody cares about. Or go the fuck away and bother some other board.
If not completely satisfied with the Straight Dope Message Board, just return the unused portion of our product, and we’ll refund the unspent portion of your money.
Nah. I kind of like Giraffe. I think /b/ is the perfect place for you.
Beyond your control? You should really go back and read what you wrote. I think your results would have been pretty much the same at any forum other than the Whiney Little Douchebag’s Big Forum of Q&A. I think they’d have empathized.
That would be fantastic – we’ve been meaning to get a huge whiny tard for a while now, but just haven’t gotten around to it. Do you have your own suspenders and beanie?
If it was a easy simple question, why did you ask it?
Shit. Fuck. Feltch. Go away.
you say that as though it was a bad thing. 
but isn’t this exactly what you wanted?
I’m not sure why this is in the pit…
We issued him a dunce cap with a propeller. Will that do?
Ask and ye shall receive.
I keep forgetting to ask you, marochko: How are things up at Arkham Asylum these days?
I see they’ve been letting you have free wi-fi access, which is good.
I am so embarrassed I joined in the same year as Marochko. Is there any way to change my join date? I think Aug 2010 would be much better.
ETA: Hey just noticed it’s my 3 year anniversary. Damn, time flies.
Happy anniversary, Oredigger77. Don’t worry, though, we’re not blaming you for marochko 
Saw the Great Debates thread, did you?
Arkham Asylum? Really? Seems like a random thing a twelve year old will say. Cecil Adams should really put age restrictions on joining these boards. It will help keep the trolls out like MTCicero
As the guy throwing a temper tantrum like a toddler told he can’t have a candy bar, you are not really in a position to be calling people 12 year olds. Most 12 year olds I know have a lot more maturity than you’ve shown.
And trolling does not mean calling you an asshole. That’s a statement of fact, supported by ample evidence. Asshole.